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lurker_supreme [he/him]

@ lurker_supreme @hexbear.net

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  • A message for today

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  • Petition to pin this thread to the frontpage and make it auto-open and auto-play

  • im not defending Graham Platner, But

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  • pig poop balls

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    I don't care if it isn't allowed I'm posting my butt on hexbear

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  • You're looking a little ashy, have you tried moisturizer?

  • Sometimes people just want to complain about Windows

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  • Install Gentoo

  • i am 100% serious: am i allowed to post a picture of my own butt to hexbear.net?

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  • you're butt definitely belongs in badposting

  • Government shutdown posting thread: day 24

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  • What if we all just ignore the federal government until it disappears

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    Susanoo-no-Mikoto, God of the sea, storms, and fields - Novo General Megathread for the 20th-23th of October 2025

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  • Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: Watch out for the jagd, if you die there you die for real!

    Me: Damn, I sent my support classes on some dispatches but if I'm extra careful I should be okay.

    FFTA: places assassin next to your starting position that always moves first and has an instant kill move

    Me:

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    Susanoo-no-Mikoto, God of the sea, storms, and fields - Novo General Megathread for the 20th-23th of October 2025

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  • First butt eating and now butt breathing. What will those loony millennials think up next?

  • ☠️☠️☠️

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  • All the rich hogs fuck off to Galt's Gulch (a bottomless pit in Death Valley) and the proles get to live in peace and harmony. Sounds good

  • is this uncomfortable

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  • Depends, are they putting it in or taking it out?

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    Disabled Community Megathread from October 6th, 2025 to October 19th, 2025

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  • Many such cases

  • We need an emote like :im-vegan: but for volcels

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  • Hmmm

  • We need an emote like :im-vegan: but for volcels

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  • Maybe there's an image of shinji standing like this?

  • My name is MC Chud and I'm here to say, I hate the vaccines and the gays

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  • When I shit out my ass you know I don't wipe

    Itchy and Scratchy is what my bhole be like

  • @Grok, I'm watching my niece and she asked me to tell her a story before her nap time but I'm too busy bidding on rare funko pops to use my imagination.

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  • BEEP BOOP BOP BEEP

    "There once was a man from Nantucket" would be a perfect nursery rhyme to put your niece right to sleep — not just soothing, but also charmingly funny as well!

  • do yall think bluey's grandad fought in bluey vietnam and participated in the bluey phoenix program as a running dog of the bluey CIA?

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  • he fragged his officer and fled to the north. In one episode the kids visit the jungle where he's been hiding for 50 years and flush him out with smoke grenades and old MREs

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    [Meat product] The pure bliss of egg

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  • Now that's a beautiful homunculus. Look at those wrinkles,,,

  • What's the first R-Rated movie you ever saw by yourself?

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  • lol maybe I'm misremembering but I'm pretty sure Fritz gets into an orgy in like the first 10 minutes of the movie, is it really PG????

  • What's the first R-Rated movie you ever saw by yourself?

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  • I'm not a big movie guy, and I don't really like gory stuff, and I grew up in a weird religious community, so probably like ... animal house or blues brothers, which I watched at a friend's house.

    I don't really remember either of them, but why was blues brothers R rated? I know animal house had some pervy

    shit