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lilypad [pup/pup's, it/its]

@ lilypad @hexbear.net

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  • ::: spoiler Eventually, in their searches of the archives, they came across a curious poem:

    Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;Your visual, olfactory, and auditory sensesContribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

    I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilectionFor a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

    A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

    O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you displayConnote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

  • yayyyy more puppers! Awwruff!

  • I just wish we had a jobs guarantee like the SU and other socialist states had

    i need to workkk and noone is hiring me...

  • yessssss watch ittt!!

  • The more i learn about finland, both here and from finnish friends, the worse and worse the picture becomes. Im so sorry he is/you two are being put through this, its wretched. It doesnt solve anything but hugs offered if you want them

  • Seconding @WokePalpatine@hexbear.net to say Boogiepop Phantom (the original/first season) is very good and feels very much like SEL!

  • I know someone who has emacs installed only for tetris, doesnt even use it as a text editor

  • ::: spoiler mental health

    Pretty sure i was so neurotic in the application form for a therapist at a specific place that theyve decided to just ghost me

    Says they respond within two days...
    Its been a week. Whelp, guess that clinic will never see me

  • ::: spoiler drunkies

    Ams drunkiesss. Went out with my sweetie for my rebirthdayyy, we got pizza and cute dessert. It was so nice!!!! And we had such a lovely timeeeee!!!! An den we went and picked up my meta from their workkk, and we three went to a bar and had drinkies and talked and had such funnnnnn!!!! It was really nice!!! I struggle on my rebirthday an dis made it betters. I hade such a good time djus da twee of us. It was so nice! Ams happy! Normally on my rebirthday im sad and crying. Dis yår ams happy and full of joys! Is success! And i ordereds mysewf a plushie wif a squeaker in it and a pink dog bone chewtoy stimtoy for to gnaw onnnnn! Ams happy, not used to happy on my rebirthday. Ams so happy! Ams happiest pup to ever bark! ARF!

  • Mmm gotcha ty for the translation! Im not lonely... I mean i am but its cause im weird and cant feel the people around me and dont reach out.

    Yeah, i want something to chew on, and these are people chewtoys so should be safe.

  • Holy shit i hope that person gets banned off the site. Fuck them.

  • ¹ Its my day tomorrow. I need to be kinder to myself. And treat myself well. And celebrate myself. So I got myself a chewtoy stimtoy, a pink bone that i can gnaw on. And a washable plushie with a squeaker in it. I jus wanna curl up and chew on a bone and squeaky my plushie, itll be cozy and perfect, and a good step toward learning to celebrate myself better

    spoiler footnote 1 Idk japanese but i thought the image was cute. If anyone knows, what does this say?

  • Yessss high heel boots are so wonderfulllll!! What kind of boots did you get? And itll get easier! I could barely walk in my 4" heels at first and now its a breeze. Just remember to flex your core, hold good posture, and stick your butt out a little bit.

  • "What one smells is a matter of personal responsibility" - Supply-side Jesus, book of farts 3:16

  • Hellyeah! Tysm this is exactly what im looking for!

  • Something to know for insulin needles is the carrier oil needs to be thin. MCT oil is thin, castor oil is thick. I cant use Official Healthcare™ valerate with my 31g 6mm insulin needles cause iirc its in castor oil, but the diy EEN was fine cause it was in MCT oil.

  • I really wish i could post it here im so proud of it but the git repo is tied to my irl identity