Dammit, I really need glasses… Thank you!

Not gonna lie, would love that Bioshock Infinite tonic which spawns random murders of crows on people! There’s a lot of people who’d do well with a murder of crows losing its shit in their face.

Eh… yet another body part which has betrayed me. At least my liver’s still faithful… for now…

Theere it is! Thank you!:))

Ah, nonono, not a BSoD, that would be familiar! I want it to be pure Linux system failure, something a basic lifelong Windows user has probably never seen!

But, like… not even when it pierced the skin?:(

But does it lead to a kernel panic?:-?

I also wanted to point out the obvious Linux references, but the people I’d want to pra-uuh help with this replacement OS would probably be none the wiser now that I think about it…

That’s my main worry, and why I’d never want a monopoly of any sort with contemporary hierarchical structures.

That moment when there’s one company with which you’d almost be OK if they turned into a monopoly (still no, though).

Uuuh… Anyone got a number for Trump’s team of lawyers? I especially want the one sporting an Asus ROG.

How? How is she not feeling that needle? It’s literally almost knuckle deep, what the hell!

Hey, at least you’re fluffy and huggable by the looks of it!

Hah! Oh, wait, that’s almost actually a thing again…

I sure didn’t expect to see a chicken plane today!

Edit: there’s a pun in there somewhere:-?

If it doesn’t contain a Windows Activation message with a link which leads to a kernel panic, I’m not interested…

If my eyes do not deceive me, that’s a Lexus. Clear gold digger…

Well, like… no shit! What, did they expect the chattel would cry?!

I see your point, although I still can’t shake the impression that the entire EU’s shifting away from its potential of being the best example. Sure, it’s down to individual people with individual views, but we’re still to see if it’s greater than the sum of its parts, to be honest…

Don’t get me wrong, I’d still rather we have the EU than not have it, but I’d wish to see a lot more reasonable and rational minds on the council and have it be felt throughout its policies.

In all seriousness, the EU has become beyond frustrating in so many ways… Kudos for fighting against corporate monoliths, but… c’moon!

“Can we install bike lanes?” / “WoN’t YoU ThiNk Of ThE ChiLdRen?!”