In 2025, how many children will die from raw milk?

I’m considering it. I would cut the military budget in half.

…and they moved all the ads to Prime.

Some lawyer. “conspiracy against rights” isn’t a real crime.

Jellyfin is your friend…

If you can vote early, vote as early as possible. Part of the Democratic mission is to turn out the vote, and if you vote the earliest, we can focus on those who have not yet voted.

The Dems control flies now, apparently.

Ha, I turn it off for your protection. Do you have any idea what I look like in the morning?

She plays “Wipeout” on the drums
The squirrels and the birds come
Gather around to sing the guitar
Oh, I… Have you got nothing to say?

How do you think they would look? To get the news web page in your example, you are still going to have to have to render the page by running the client-side scripts required by modern websites and render some type of markup language for layout. It’s not like web pages are secretly sitting in pure text on a server somewhere…

You are conflating content with delivery protocol. The websites would look the same regardless of protocol.

A. They were always more of a novelty gift rather than a child’s gift.
B. I was 12 when the trend hit and I had no desire to get one. Neither did my younger siblings.
C. N/A as my parents didn’t get me one.
D. The novelty of a gag gift that was pre-packaged.
E. That’s the million dollar question.

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

Chrome, because Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks.

You’re going to sit behind Trump? Are the oxygen masks functional?

Look, no campaign wants to annoy voters but also they want everyone to be contacted. Just respond with “STOP” and it will stop. Unfortunately, every campaign buys your data so nearly ever campaign will send you a text.

Also, they use various services to send these texts so each the numbers sent from will change so you can’t just block them.

What happens if you make a mistake with your initial instructions?

Please don’t throw me in the briar patch!

Where is Craig Kilborn when you need him?