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I wish you good.

  • Mooi. Hopelijk snel verkiezingen, dan gaan we hier weer vol hoop links stemmen.

  • The fines are low compared to where I live. One of the precious pictures of my wife is her getting cought speeding in Germany and realizing it at the same time.

    Can't stop laughing everytime I look at the picture they sent us with the speeding ticket.

    It was surely worth the 15 euro fine.

  • Heh, thank you kindly Jaybone, how a shitpost can trigger eh?

  • No, she was just into that esoteric spiritual I tjing and tarot bullshit, lateron Rudolf Steiner, homeopathic and faith healers shit. In the ‘70s this was a fad diet here in the Netherlands. She was very, very violent as well. I was pulled out of that when school began to notice the bruises, bad health and child protection services was notified. She didn't have a good upbringing though, but I didn't pass it onto my son. I don't hate her but she is a total idiot.

    We were underfed, anyhow macrobiotic diet is notorious for not getting the nutrients you need. We where skinny, yellow, itchy, hungry, getting too much salt and a diet without much variety. “Oh your behaviour is to much yang right now…I need to get you on salad for a couple of weeks till I get you balanced”.

    I am still seeing a shrink for that shit…

  • Thanks for the wonderful anecdote! "Hey look Joe, kid & carrot again I told you about".

    I still like carrots now and then, mostly as an ingredient, and sometimes just raw.

    My mom did a good job making everything taste disgusting, certainly pumpkin and Japanese seaweeds cooked in too much salt. I remember she promised us to make fries once. My sister and me very happy, couldn't believe it as we where not allowed to eat nightshade plants...macrobiotic diet forbids, so that evening we had...pumpkin fries, we both crying. Disgustingly made btw and just some tamari and gomasio (more salt) for sauce.

    We were into shoplifting not much later.

  • Holy shitposts.

    In my childhood I had yellow skin (Carotenemia) from overdosing on carotene from my idiot mom's woo diets. Macrobiotic diet with a shitload of pumpkin and carrots almost everyday. I won't eat pumpkin even 45 years later.

  • I recall many, for instance trying to talk but my mouth is filled with broken glass. I have violent nightmares frequently, unsafe childhood.

  • "I don’t understand the meme, but I can see how it all fits together!"

    Barney Rubble

  • I used to have those but now I just use weck jars and burp them every day.

  • My own. I lacto ferment peppers with (and or) garlic, sjalots, ginger, veg, fruit, paprika, herbs, spices. It is easy to make.

  • That is a kinky Hamster.

  • I hear you.

    If you got quality fresh meat and a good combination of herbs, spices (and red wine) a person not fond of or familiar with lamb meat will eat a plate twice.

    My wife who isn't a big fan of lamb thought she was eating veal today because I normally order veal (with bone) at our local Moroccan butcher, it surprised her I made a lamb stew.

  • It varies. Lately lamb rack with orzo or vermicelli rice.

  • Basically...

    Galanga, lemongrass, shallot, garlic, birds eye peppers or lombok, coriander seeds and fish paste or dried shrimp is a good start in a mortar and pestle.

    Better than anything store bought or out of a food processor. There is nothing like fresh pounded spices. It takes effort but makes a big difference in getting authentic flavor.

    Start with a can of coconut milk and reduce it so you only have fat left, then fry your pounded spices in that, add proteine (no need to fry), add some boullion, curry and lime leaves, another can of coconut milk a bit later.

  • Lets not forget the Parmigiano seprating its fat...I would use a pesto as a side, or mix with some mayo and yogurt (if not fresh) as dipping sauce.

  • Planking.

  • Sliced tomato, hard boiled egg, salt and pepper and mayo on a French baguette.

  • Heheh, reminds me of Hatebeak.

    Cat could be fronting a metal group.