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my can opener is a piece of shit. I just wanted to eat some fucking beans but the thing wont fucking do what its supposed to do. I am about to fucking snap because I can’t open my beans

That’s very cursed lmao

Shitty holiday lmao. You think people would be aware that no one wants to hear this shit this time of night

Got buzzed and watched a firework show. Kinda meh tbh, but whatever

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I have no more hope in my life

Nearly having a mental breakdown just because my brothers won’t clean their goddamn dishes. I fucking hate my brain lmao

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Love it so much that I might get over my horrible anxiety just to see her live in concert lmao

Just finished listening to the newest Lorde album. Honestly it’s a straight up 10/10 for me, I’m so happy that she’s back

I cut my finger earlier today and I didn’t think much about it, it stopped bleeding after washing my finger. Later today I was going through some books I have so I could sell some of them and BAM the little cut on my finger opened up and I got blood on some books. I honestly just feel like a dumbass for letting that happen

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The fact that he has been posting like this daily for what feels like a year is just batshit insane. Like holy shit, how can someone keep going on like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAL3xkr4hUY this is the song if anyone wants to know what it sounds like lmao

About 6 years ago I had sleep paralysis and I had an auditory hallucination. In one ear I had the song “Back in Encino” playing from Spongebob and in my other ear was someone yelling “GOD HELP ME, PLEASE HELP ME”

I bashed my head into a branch earlier while I was doing yard work. That tree is an asshole, the branch is just the right height to where when I wear my hat I can’t really see it lmao

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Each day gets worse

I hate liberals so fucking much