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  • Starting a trade war with Canada rule

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  • Good. Maybe the American voters need to learn shit the hard way.

    Consider the silver lining: suffering and toil puts hair on your chest and builds character. Think of how much personal growth you're all about to be forced to go through! The chucklefuck American voting public chose this shit-covered reality. So collectively this is what you wanted. Hope you enjoy it!

    None of you get a free pass from Canadians. None. Not anymore, not ever again. We ain't fam anymore.

  • Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content

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  • Have you considered what drinking from that well is doing to your mental gut flora?

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  • Wait, google does searches now too? Wow they have a service for everything.

  • Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content

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  • Uh...the "badge of honor" would have been quitting back during api-gate and not looking back. Getting banned now just means one participated after that time, providing spez with traffic and value, and helped normalize the behaviour that is only just now a bridge too far.

    Today, a ban is the "conciliatory prize of not thinking ahead".

  • dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?

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  • If you seriously think that this isn't market manipulation then I've some lovely bridges you may be interested in acquiring for a low price!

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  • Hear me out: the currency is to be made from the hide of billionaires.

  • White House official pushes to axe Canada from Five Eyes intelligence group

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  • For the next 4 years, at least, ANY ALLIANCE WITH THE US IS A SECURITY RISK FOR US.

  • US could cut Ukraine's access to Starlink internet services over minerals, say sources.

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  • Canadian. I've divested 100% of my meagre savings out of us stocks. USA is not a reliable trading partner, or a leader in anything anymore except deceit.

  • So, is the USA screwed?

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  • You're 100% correct. My unscientific polling suggests to me that 8/10 Canadians thought Elon was a force for good about a year ago.

    We also had a cadre of MAGA north sticking flags on their cars, honking nonstop, shitting in the streets, and blocking the capital and the border when we had COVID restrictions in place. Today, zero percent of them would have a problem being the 51st state, for all their bleating about it being about them protecting "my freedoms" for me. I'm proud to see our flag being displayed this time though, because I'm not dubious about the motivation, but this is no time to stop being vigilant about what little democracy we have left.

  • So, is the USA screwed?

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  • We're kin. Fall of civ is my dystopian lullaby. I can hear that piano refrain, but it's about us now.

  • So, is the USA screwed?

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  • We lose the goodwill

    Gone. It's gone. I'm your neighbor. There's no more goodwill. It's been completely replaced with desire to see your hubris teach a collective lesson, and a process of internal reflection on how we can not end up like you.

  • Canadians cancelling their American-owned Netflix subscriptions like

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  • Either way, if it's an opportunity to even slightly impoverish shitty Americans I'm rock hard on board with it.

    The real win IMO would be for a collective Canadian identity to emerge from this so we can stop aping shitty, fake, trite, tasteless American bullshit.

  • ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online

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  • Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your "leadership", the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.

    Relax tho, Vanilla, I don't want in. Actually you'd need a dump truck of gold bricks before I'd even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I've simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.

    You're dumpster-fire bouncers. That's what we think of you.

  • MIT builds swarms of tiny robotic insect drones that can fly 100 times longer than previous designs

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  • Yeah I was gonna say like why are we even workshopping the name with a winner like that. Get this employee a bonus check!

  • Google Calendar no longer includes start of Black History Month, Pride Month

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  • Interesting, my phone just disabled Google calendar due to my pressing and holding on the icons. Can't help but wonder if these events are related.

    They might be since I refuse to get up with fleas after lying down with nazi hounds....

  • Google officially changes the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America on Maps

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  • Cool.

    In not at all related news disabling Google maps on your Android device can often be a source of delight! I never knew how capable organic maps was and it has a very nice auto integration.

  • George Carlin spent nearly his entire life trying to warn us of what is happening

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  • So did Frank Zappa, so did Christopher Hitchens, so did many many others. Did we listen or did we compile the best of their material into top-10 moment videos on YouTube?

  • New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: ‘We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus’

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  • Just in time for the hero to save the day with the ol' UV lung-bleach-brush combo move and horse dewormer aperitif.

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  • NAZCAR.