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  • Fyre festival 2 ‘postponed’ just weeks before it was scheduled to start

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  • This is why, as mentioned above:

    The most "successful" social media accounts are always the shittiest.

    It's just like that Morcheeba song, everybody loves a loser.

  • Trump administration orders halt to in-progress wind farm construction

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  • a foreigner

    Oof. Masks off all up in here, I guess.

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  • I don't think you understand snark whatsoever, or you'd know better than to post nonsense like this.

  • JD Vance says Europe should have done more to stop Iraq War

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  • "I don't know why you keep going on about our current lies, you assholes should have kept called us out for our past lies. But only now, not back then when we were lying with those lies. What I mean is.... ok: see we lied in the past, but you definitely were jerks for not believing those then. Now; I know we renamed French fries to freedom fries in a frothing defense of our "good lies" back then, and I know back then we insisted it was the truth, but now they were bad lies and HAVE YOU EVEN THANKED ME YET FOR TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS!?"

  • Quebec is the most anti-Pierre Poilievre province in Canada

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  • Like a casting reject for 'Adult Milhouse' in a live action Simpsons movie (for which the role, had he got it, would have all of 2 seconds of screen time and no spoken dialogue because have you heard that motherfucker try to speak?).

  • DO NOT BUY THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 | Bearman3600

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  • Yes. I'm sure they can. I don't think that they have, or will. See: the recall formula scene from "Fight Club" for reference.

  • DO NOT BUY THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 | Bearman3600

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  • How do you not know they haven't updated to use hall effect joycons? You not read anything at all about this until just now?

  • Trump administration orders half of national forests open for logging

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  • Gee, why wouldn't I want to cede my country to American management and become the 51st state? You guys are knocking it out of the park, no pun intended.

  • rule

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  • That's a stunningly good picture of Jordan Peterson. Usually he looks like a piece of very well used chamois cloth.

  • Vim > VSCode

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  • Laughs in Zed

  • Canada Freezes $43M in Suspicious Tesla Rebates. Tesla’s Claim of 1.5 Sales Per Minute Prompts Government to “Fully Examine Each Claim Individually.”

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  • Occams blunt, used-in-the-shower, needs-a-replacement-blade razor.

  • Depart, men of education.

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  • And then, for the coup de grace, immediately deny that there even is or was ever such a social network, and insist it was another one of their "wacky dreams". And then later, they come to you to prove you wrong.

    Boom. Incepted.

  • You just gotta think different

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  • Haha I can personally attest to it being slightly more complex than that on Linux, but true for OSX.

  • RFK Jr. Suggests Letting Bird Flu Spread

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  • I think they really mean it would be inhumane if you consider the problem vis-a-vis the yardstick most Americant capitalists measure their "humanity" by, ie: less dollary-doos for them.

  • Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages

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  • Jesus fuck already. Why can't this fuck hole skip to the bullet-temple, doused-in-accelerant, ignited-in-a-ditch phase of his life. He's so fucking thirsty for it.

  • Reminder that an alternative for Starlink is needed, exchange between Musk and the Polish Minister of Foreign Affairs

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  • Simple. I have access to an oscillation overthruster and a Ford pickup.

  • Developer convicted for “kill switch” code activated upon his termination

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  • Talk about incentivizing us to make even more impactful kill switches!

  • Reminder that an alternative for Starlink is needed, exchange between Musk and the Polish Minister of Foreign Affairs

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  • Elon Musk's atoms are poorly arranged for maximizing utility to the human race and would be better served if they were rearranged into fertilizer for feedcrops. At present they are just in a cloud of un-thought. Utilitarianism must be respected.

  • Starting a trade war with Canada rule

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  • You're not wrong, it's only just recently that I can see a car driving with Canadian flags in it and not think "They actually support Trump".

    But real talk, I think most of us up here see right through that paper thin veneer of faux patriotism they had. They bleated on and on about how they were standing up for our freedoms but all of them would fellate the crop of Nazis currently running roughshod on personal liberty in the USA.