The cool pic of a skeleton with a gun, sure.

Not the meme, though. It’s all in lowercase, they wouldn’t be able to read it.

Would take a little bit of doing, but rig the box flaps to a platform inside the box, then pour all the glitter on that, so that opening the box raises the platform and dumps all the glitter.

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yup, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation…

She runs the Department of Homeland Security, not Restaurantland Security.

So the tariffs list, then?

I found young Waldo.

I like it, but my phone plus case (also 3d printed in tpu) is a bit less than 14mm thick, and your description on Printables says up to ~11mm. Would totally print it if you had a slightly thicker version for phones in cases.

First gen Pentium seems like it would be overkill for a scientific calculator but I guess they had to offload those chips somehow.

Hmmm, I’ll have to check them out, thanks.

I just checked and my three aren’t on the list, thankfully (two 665s and a 650). Best remotes I’ve ever had, hands down.

Has anyone come out with an equivalent spiritual successor product yet? I’m gonna lose my shpadoinkle if one of mine dies and I have to go back to remote hell or some janky universal remote and codebook.

I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.

#7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.

Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.

Not sure I’ve ever seen #5 with the clip still intact.

I have this book. Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer or something, I think.

Throughout the book, in all the recipes, ingredients lists, etc., nearly all references to the word “chicken” have been replaced with “cock.”

Some sections/chapters include:

• Choking the Chicken
• How to Stroke Your Cock
• Cock of Ages

There’s also a companion book, Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More.

You know, for the ladies.

🎵 not doing science and one’s not alive 🎶

nicole## @ two different instances. I don’t remember the numbers nor the instances. Interestingly, I blocked both users, but they don’t show up in my blocked users list in Boost.

The two I got, the photo looks the same. Not the one with the top of the little bubbler bong visible, the other one, just looking all bored. Looking down, I guess, though since I blocked the users I can’t actually see them anymore now to confirm. They did have the “Dad lost his job, plz send $$$ to this BTC address” bit in them, which appears to be new in the last day or two. So I guess it depends on how you define “scam.” Doesn’t look like a Nigerian 419 or phishing or the like necessarily, but she’s definitely gone straight to just outright asking for money in the PM.

Well that didn’t take long. “She” must be watching this thread. Got two in the last hour. Exactly like all the others I’ve seen, though I didn’t analyze all the ridiculous filter-avoiding spaces. Maybe “unique” from that angle, but certainly not “rare.” Blocked the users, reported the spam, and just as soon as Lemmy supports deleting PMs I’ll do that too.

That was my first thought as well. “Intel gonna sue somebody.”

I genuinely have no idea what a rare Nicole even is because they’re all the exact same fucking thing. Oh look, here’s what her message looks like in Boost. Hey, here’s what her message looks like in Voyager. Hey have you seen what her message looks like in whatever that one that’s supposed to look like Old Reddit because fuck u/spez but we can still pine for the good old days?

But hey, sure. You know what? If I get a “rare Nicole” - and my assumption here is, like, she comes out as a furry, or sends indisputable proof of the true identity of DB Cooper, then yeah. Sure. I’ll post it.

At least it would be OC.