(I think they're actually a different kind of bird but hopefully close enough for the joke to work. I just always think of the ViewSonic logo every time I see any bright multicolored tropical-looking bird.)
No real naming scheme, mostly just stupid names because they're funny, though a couple names have been roughly related to the car to which they belonged.
Pobjoy
Probably Jessie (yes, "probably" is part of the name)
Worse yet, Wingate eventually replaced the errors-riddled order with a corrected version — which still cites a 1974 that doesn't appear to exist, according to Mississippi Today.
Wait, how long have we been in the worst timeline if 1974 doesn't even exist?!
How do you pronounce that letter? There's a Danish band I've been getting into lately, MØL, but I don't know how to say it. I've been saying "mole" in my head, but I doubt that's right. It seems to get romanized as "oe" so would it be pronounced "mo-el"?
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I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It's more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can't afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it'll be better than nothing.
Addiction, yes, that's well documented. But what's this about being a known sex pest?
I'm not saying you're wrong, he's got lots of money and has authored a few wonky sex scenes in his books throughout the years (obviously up to and including the kids at the end of IT), so it's certainly possible.
But I've never seen his name come up in any real life stories about this. Just got a few pages down into a DDG search for "Stephen king accused" and found nothing. There was a "top 12 Stephen king controversies" article that made no mention of any sexual allegations outside of the IT scene and him apparently arguing against the cancellation of a Woody Allen biography on censorship grounds.
Do you have any sources for your "known sex pest" claim?
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