Quick everyone, install this just so that if Pete Hegseth invites people to the next airstrikes chat group, your satirical JD Vance account will be next to the real JD Vance's account and he'll probably add you both and figure it out later.
AWS server US-East 1 went down yesterday, causing a massive internet blackout. It was an internal oopsie, someone did something that caused a problem with DNS resolution. Basically, you go looking for something and the server was like "Uh...Oh, I should know this? Oh, shoot. Uh.... uh....I give up,I dunno."
The screencap is from the end of Blade Runner 2049, a movie about humans and "replicants" that are really good cyborgs. I won't spoil the movie for you, but it's a joke about AI in a context about AI kind of thing.
I once rented a house from friends that were out of the country. We paid exactly their mortgage payment (plus utils and I did and paid for handyman level stuff, they covered big stuff), which was $600 a month less than the market rate for places a step down in quality.
Once we left I told them to increase the rent by $200 for higher insurance and a real handyman and whatever else and it's still a huge favor to anyone they get by word of mouth only. The next couple thought they had won the lottery scoring a place for almost $5000 a year less than the rest of the area.
Take a massive dump in the closest bathroom to where everyone is, clog that sumbitch right up, shit water overflowing. As you open the door you let the host know, "you will never recover from this financially."
Quick everyone, install this just so that if Pete Hegseth invites people to the next airstrikes chat group, your satirical JD Vance account will be next to the real JD Vance's account and he'll probably add you both and figure it out later.