Fun fact: Patchouli oil was used in the production of the toy action figure Stinkor from Mattel's Masters of the Universe toy line http://www.oafe.net/yo/motustink.php
My tinfoil hat theory that is all in jest is that Mars was "First Earth" and it got real fucked up and anything that was there got wiped out and what we see now is all that's left of it.
We had an optional secret santa in 5th grade, meaning no kid was forced to participate if they didn't want to. It ran the month of December, you were supposed to give 1 gift a week. The first week I got nothing. The second week I got a single marble. The 3rd week I got a single pencil. The 4th and final week I got a tin of Royal Dansk Danish butter cookies. As a 5th grader, it was the biggest fucking letdown, especially when all the other kids were getting candy, toys, etc, every week.
Remember in like 2009 or something when the got rid of the wild fries and started only selling "fresh cut fries" that tasted fucking horrific? I boycotted that place and then wrote multiple complaints to the company. I'm sure I wasn't the only one, they brought wild fries back eventually.
Nope, never. My retirement plan is a ditch with a nice view of the Rockies in Colorado and a bottle of gin on a cold winter night. Everything I've saved into (SS, TSP, retirement accounts) will inevitably disappear before I can access them/hit the age requirements. I don't trust the system at all (I didn't trust it before the election outcome either). I'm fucked. We're all fucked. Might as well live it up now while I still can.
I chose not to have children. Apparently, to some people, this is considered self-indulgent. Those people can fuck right off.