I remember when Yoplait started putting out a bunch of yogurts that were supposed to taste like desserts and they were better for you because lowfat or something. Now we're doing this crap again but trying to eat a year's worth of protein in one meal as well.
No uh because fairy skeletons don't fossilize ever because reasons. or they don't die or anything.
notice how a lot of these fanciful things have an escape clause against discoverability?
The fey were made up as a way to ostracize people who were "weird" e.g. autistic people like myself. They weren't REAL children, just weird puppets left by the weird forest people who stole our sweet, normal human baby!
holds up mega phone You trigger the switch when the trolley is straddling the fork in the tracks! That'll cause it to safely detail and not hit either of them!
Are these miscreants two-legged or four-legged?