I know. I had to spread the joy.

There’s even a song about it.

My wife keeps bringing up this “pegging” thing to me. What is it?

The media that they choose to consume is the problem. It plays down the accomplishments of “the enemy” and plays up the hardships and failures like “rampant illegals” and constantly rising food prices. I blame “stupid Americans” less than I blame manipulative billionaires that control media consumption.

We’re not talking about the “mouse”?

Is this going to be made into a “NOW that’s what I call MAGA hits” CD that’s advertised on Fox between catheter ads?

Ate the onion?

And we started with “Don’t be evil”

As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.

Anyone have a recommendation for a decent kids smartwatch with cell service? I got my son a Garmin Bounce and the text and the service sucked so we returned it.

As an American, it’s nice to see that there are idiots all around the world and not just here.

That it’s pronounced heliclopter and not helicopter.