It does look strangely small. Seriously though, not making any childish penis joke. The dude just has small hands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I agree with the sentiment but those states are all pretty blue. Trump might just let it happen to widen the divide and somehow claim that it’s punishment for not bending the knee.

Yup. Pumice stoves work well but you need to be careful how much you use them. I use them once a week or so in the shower with warm water running over my feet. If you draw blood, you’ve gone too far and it will sting like a bitch.

I got news for you, buddy.

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/politics/ohio-politics/attorney-says-ex-ohio-speaker-larry-householder-using-trump-connections-to-try-to-get-out-of-prison

I think that I’m one the the majority of left handed people who aren’t totally left handed. I write and throw with my left hand. I use scissors and a computer mouse with my right. It helped with taking notes from a computer in college, I guess. I shoot pool equally well with either hand but I think that’s the case with most people.

This is closest to the literal shitpost that I’ve ever seen.

I know. I had to spread the joy.

There’s even a song about it.

My wife keeps bringing up this “pegging” thing to me. What is it?

The media that they choose to consume is the problem. It plays down the accomplishments of “the enemy” and plays up the hardships and failures like “rampant illegals” and constantly rising food prices. I blame “stupid Americans” less than I blame manipulative billionaires that control media consumption.

We’re not talking about the “mouse”?

Is this going to be made into a “NOW that’s what I call MAGA hits” CD that’s advertised on Fox between catheter ads?

Ate the onion?

And we started with “Don’t be evil”

As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.

Anyone have a recommendation for a decent kids smartwatch with cell service? I got my son a Garmin Bounce and the text and the service sucked so we returned it.

As an American, it’s nice to see that there are idiots all around the world and not just here.

That it’s pronounced heliclopter and not helicopter.