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ssɐqɯnᗡ

@ dumbass @quokk.au

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  • Upscale and release the Christmas special.

  • Germany sees America go full nazi.

    Germany: Hold my over sized beer!

  • How long till we see Elons robots goose stepping and doing the nazi salute?

  • Needs

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  • next time my job asks me to install teams on my phone, I'm gonna hand them a list of rental costs for access to my phone/internet and to cover any security related issues.

  • I miss being shocked by things, that was a fun time.

  • "Would your Grandmother be happy with you right now?"

  • You shouldn't have to watch it, it should be engrained in your mind like the intro to playschool and the face of Alf Stewart.

  • One person stopping a vehicle, the other judging the people in the vehicle like a disappointed mum.

  • He looks like he's saying: Woah woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down everybody.

  • I meant it sounds like hell not being able to suck dick in heaven.

  • So, not only does it make me feel good, it'll make my phone last longer?!

  • Yeah, that sounds like hell to me!

  • Your tearing me apart Taurus! Oh, hi Pisces.

  • rude.

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  • Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  • Someone's gonna crack that shit and release it as a spice and when you open it a cool as fuck midi techno track plays while you crack your ribs.

  • Damnit Seven, Harry Kim is not a toy, now put him down.... Put him down!

  • Would you lot just fuck already.

  • The only time I edge is when the porn's really good.

  • Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.