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I miss being shocked by things, that was a fun time.

“Would your Grandmother be happy with you right now?”

You shouldn’t have to watch it, it should be engrained in your mind like the intro to playschool and the face of Alf Stewart.

One person stopping a vehicle, the other judging the people in the vehicle like a disappointed mum.

He looks like he’s saying: Woah woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down everybody.

I meant it sounds like hell not being able to suck dick in heaven.

So, not only does it make me feel good, it’ll make my phone last longer?!

Yeah, that sounds like hell to me!

Your tearing me apart Taurus! Oh, hi Pisces.

Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Someone’s gonna crack that shit and release it as a spice and when you open it a cool as fuck midi techno track plays while you crack your ribs.

Damnit Seven, Harry Kim is not a toy, now put him down… Put him down!

Would you lot just fuck already.

The only time I edge is when the porn’s really good.

Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.

That’s why I’m a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I’m just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.

They know what they did!

For science!

It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

We’ll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.