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ssɐqɯnᗡ

@ dumbass @quokk.au

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  • Pro tip

    Jump
  • I grew up eating all of that and nothing ever happened to me!

  • Bring back the Nokia Ngage you fucking cowards!

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, big strong leader y'all got there.

  • Like father like son?

  • Handjob simulator coming this summer.

  • Cheers, same to you!

    Figured I'd let people know the calibre of person they're interacting with.

  • oh nah, it sounds like bears talking.

  • I'm hard of hearing and Hollywood insists on making dialogue bearly audible, so I need to use subtitles to understand wtf the character just mumbled.

    Also, she doesn't suck at eating popcorn, that's the suprise popcorn you find after you've demolished the rest of the popcorn.

  • Me screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!

  • I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I'm too lazy to plan shit.

  • You gotta hit the Devil's food cake, that really takes the edge off.

  • Janeway: Support NASA now! Don't make me do a Tuvix on you. I'll doit it and I'll enjoy it. Try me.

  • Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I think I need to give my username up to this guy.

  • What about party busses?

  • The Meta prison purse®™

  • I quit. I'm never touching the devil's weed again!

    It's not worth getting stoned if there's even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.

  • Ohh really, it goes:

    get fuck for real!are you kidding me10 bucks entrancejust to go and peeyou'll be hearingfrom my lawyeryou're getting firedwhere's your managernow I'm being arrested seethis is what happens when they charge a fee.