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Key word lol

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Did you ever wondered why you had diarrhea? Maybe intestinal parasites? It was because Bart was right: nobody ever suspects it was the butterfly.

I’ve watched some videos of femboys enjoying femboy milk. Their own, others’… It seems that’s a really popular item.

I’m so glad I’m in the vasectomy club.

Of course he’s alpha, he’s not remotely prepared for the public.

I read, but it’s almost always fantasy/sci-fi to escape reality for a while. I’ve started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and it is like turning off my brain lol

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If you need for survival to hunt and eat an animal you are just part of the ecosystem, a predator.
Do you need to have sex with another species? In the wild it happens and even rape is natural, but the question could be “would you like to live in a human society like that?”.

That said, animal farming is unethical and completely unnecessary nowadays. Most people would agree that killing an animal just for pleasure would be ethically wrong, but then we as a society rape to breed, grow in terrible conditions and kill in nightmarish ways farm animals just because “meat is good”.

My dreams are all like T. rex: dead.
Right now I just want stop suffering.

1. I have a rare disease
2. I discovered chronic pain is not fun, don’t try it
3. I like isopods

I’m from Spain and don’t have Watsapp nor a smartphone. Coincidentally I also lack a social life.

I sometimes get touchy touchy with the mirrors so they have to lose time readjusting them.

It is famously difficult to put a genie back in the bottle.

So genies’ nature is the same as toothpaste’s…

Usually it’s diagnosed with blood work, but the doctor need to ask for the specifics. It’s not rare, like in my case, to diagnose by chance if the symptoms are not severe enough.

If it’s not affecting your daily life you should prioritize what really takes a toll on you, because maybe your immune system is actually working as it should.

Good luck!

How’s your immune system doing? I always got sick traveling and turns out I produce zero antibodies.

“You don’t own your vehicle anymore”
Me: Does that mean you don’t love me anymore?
Bike: Dude, you’re talking to a bicycle lol

My fish happy (I hope).

Meet me at the Eiffel tower. I’ll be the one carrying 5 litres of lube.

I need to trust a lot someone that would have their teeth near my genitalia.

I can’t remember the title, but there was one manga about a demon lord that decided to reincarnate as an average person, but the average person in his era was really powerful compared to the people of the era he was reborn to, so it defeats the purpose since he was still considered OP despite the big nerf.