think about it …

TERRIBLE ADDITION TO THIS POST.

yes if your goal is to amass bread ties on your windowsill ;-)

A knife is reusable

the bare minimum

democracy ftw!

sure, but thats just outsourcing the problem.

that is terrifying

almost forced to for web front end. why you would use it anywhere else, however, i will never know

yeah its a strawman (checkmate athiest)

there goes my plans to build a time machine in javascript

wow, never heard of it. do u use it?

u can buy a pixel second hand.

sigma vim user

you get trapped in Vim because you dont know how to exit.

i get trapped because ive sunk so much time configuring

i renamed my home folders to dl, docs, pics, etc. and use auto-cd (whatever its called) to just type dl instead of cd dl

it can run on almost any browser, it can be bundled to run on desktop or mobile. i know wasm exists but javascript is still sadly an extremely versatile language, mostly due to its support on the web

haskell: “you submitted your math work instead of an essay”

javascript: “this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like”

lisp: “it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much”

lua: “your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child”

rust: “omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+”

css: “this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything”

any modern compiler or ide will notice this and warn you.

u know it