TS: "You can’t just say ‘any’ and end the essay expecting I know what the fuck your talking about
haskell: “you submitted your math work instead of an essay”
javascript: “this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like”
lisp: “it is not grammatically correct to nest brackets so much”
lua: “your vocabulary is too limited and you have the writing skills of a child”
rust: “omg. your essay is fast, safe, and perfect in every way! A+”
css: “this is beautiful, but it doesnt say anything”
javascript: “this is awful, but at least i can read it anywhere i like”
There are only 3 engines capable of interpreting most of it.
it can run on almost any browser, it can be bundled to run on desktop or mobile. i know wasm exists but javascript is still sadly an extremely versatile language, mostly due to its support on the web