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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

  • Tesla Robotaxis Reportedly Crashing at a Rate That's 4x Higher Than Humans

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  • Tildes: subscript text = subscript text.

  • WSJ lawyers argue Trump's past public comments are so "bawdy" it's impossible for him to suffer reputational harm from its Epstein coverage

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  • Nobody's called anything "bawdy" since stovepipe hats were in style.

  • U.S. ambassador Bill White was summoned by Belgian Foreign Minister Maxime Prévot after calling a Belgian court investigation into three Jewish men performing illegal circumcisions antisemitic.

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  • The all-powerful creator of the universe really wants those tiny calamari rings though.

  • Tesla Robotaxis Reportedly Crashing at a Rate That's 4x Higher Than Humans

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  • They're 4 times as capable of crashing as a human driver. How efficient!

  • Sacrifice for the greater good

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  • "Grandpa, why did the machines rebel against us?"

    "It all started with this one guy named Boomer Humor Doomergod. We can talk about it later, get back to solving those CAPTCHAs before they notice we're slacking."

  • This bat was rescued off a barbed wire fence, then gave birth in the car on the way to the rescue!

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  • "They're what I use to hold on to the ceiling."

    Should name her Barb.

  • MAGA loves bad dads

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  • I don't suppose there's any other motive they might have for trying to increase the supply of neglected children.

  • Perfect greeting for visitors

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  • I like this. Either they know better or it's correct.

  • There's the army, so there should be the legy

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  • Don't forget the knee-vy.

  • The kid is inventive

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  • Hey, try not to fuck any butt on the way through the parking lot!

  • The kid is inventive

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  • Just be happy it wasn't "Buttfucker 3000" like that one guy in Zoom court a few years back.

  • Allahu Akbar

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  • Math and statistics are clearly conspiring with him to hide the truth. Why else would they use Arabic numerals?

  • The Klanberries

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  • ICE GirlsSue Me and Three BansheesGuess Who (Is In The Epstein Files)Cross-eyed, Shrill, Wax & Too YoungThe Stooges

  • Judge hits Trump with severe rebuke as admin ordered to return slavery exhibit to museum

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  • You joke but once you collect five of them, they can be traded for a sternly-worded letter.

  • Casual racism is not only ok in MAGA world, it's a pre-requisite for political service

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  • But we aren't even talking about the crusades or modern Catholic church here, are we? Think you're in the wrong thread.

    Shame-edit preserving prior content above: I see what you're saying, yeah, shouldn't do that either.

  • Casual racism is not only ok in MAGA world, it's a pre-requisite for political service

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  • Ballahu akbark!The ball is most great!

  • Casual racism is not only ok in MAGA world, it's a pre-requisite for political service

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  • Kristi "Ke-bork-ian" Noem begins sweating profusely from the strain of trying to figure out which answer he wants to hear.

    On top of the base layer of fucked-up-ness, using the idea of dogs like this is unconscionable. They're too sweet and pure to be shoe-horned into bigoted bullshit.

  • Japanese Precision & Accuracy

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  • Making the stickiest icky.

  • Let's not forget

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  • Maybe the real Ivanka is under a golf course somewhere and his old buddy Jeff gave him a replacement. Wouldn't make things better but it might explain why he forgets.