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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

  • If somebody's going to pull a somebody else, I hope it's Trump doing a Dwyer. The ratings would be through the roof!

  • Trump was then seen shouting "smoke bomb!" and attempting to dive-roll away. Had to change his shirt and clean the carpet after that: picture a toothpaste tube getting flattened by a steamroller and you'll have a reasonable approximation of what happened to his Depends.

  • I hate it when people social engineer me into revealing the existence of my weather control apparatus.

  • NotHumidiferAdvice

  • I do feel bad for the poor rats caught up in this.

  • Time for a cuisine pivot to get ahead of the curve:

  • If any Russians suddenly start getting invitations from their hungry-looking neighbors who want to have them over for dinner, maybe don't accept.

  • Anything but admit that their #1 (and #2 and #3) favorite wizard either wanted a bunch of kids dead or was powerless to prevent it.

  • Me_irl

    Jump
  • Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

    Sometimes it's best to skip straight to the next one.

  • More like fake-tor.

  • Nuh-uh, they'll obviously be rich in the future and then people like them better watch their step!

  • Carry around the hate for those sick gains.

  • Fat-cat social security recipients won't be leeching off our hard-working millionaires and billionaires for much longer. Think of all the tax breaks we'll be able to afford to give to the wealthy with that kind of money!

  • Texture didn't load. Check your files (right-click the entry on your launcher, properties, installed files, verify integrity) and try a restart.

  • "Towing the line" is a reasonable error to make but "toeing the line" is the expression.

  • If somebody's prowling around my home dressed up as a ghost (and it's not a Halloween-ish time of year), they get to learn what buckshot tastes like.

  • He's a sneaky guy, gets into all kinds of places. I can see why it took so long for Task Force 121 to find him.

  • Coincidence?

  • Guess I should start adding some antibiotics to my diet until that clears up.