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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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  • Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.

  • 12 minutes longer than they should have been there in the first place. People called Russians they go the house.

  • This makes more sense if she's trying to gauge the public response to a cannibalism story before some damning Trumpstein evidence on the topic is released.

  • Do they paint little baby silhouettes on the side of The Kirya or just use tally marks?

  • The only F1 I'm really familiar with brings up a help window most of the time but if nobody referred to his team of mechanics as the Pitt crew, that's a golden opportunity missed.

  • Either that or whet your appetite for the real deal. Hope you're able to find this porky man of yours, gotta catch 'em all.

  • The sooner they start living off the land, the better. And by that, I mean "swimming". Lash a bunch of them together to form an ICEberg.

  • It's that or the shirt with a syrup spot that's always at least a little sticky no matter how many times you wash it (and somehow never in the same exact place so don't bother trying to get used to it). Rather back-stroke my way through a mile of tangled concertina wire.

  • That's why they say a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm[0][1].

    [0]: Don't hold me to that specific value for a wide variety of reasons. I chose 8 because 8-choose. Excuse me. [1]: Also, while reading up on this, I landed on the wiki page for sexually induced sneezing. Turns out there's erectile tissue in the nose (and not in a crude "your mother" joke temporary kind of way) so "nose boner" could be a way to describe one's response to a pleasant smell.

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  • Having been a 14-year-old boy once, I'm guessing his nose would get pregnant.

  • As they should since it doesn't matter.

  • "Won't somebody think of the children?"

  • Any motorcycle can last a lifetime if you drive it carefully or recklessly enough.

  • I am conflicted. A company has made me want to watch an ad and I enjoyed it.

  • I'd recommend getting fat instead. You can play it off like you're pregnant but, as long as you keep refreshing your friend groups every few months, don't have to worry about some whiny little shit popping out to hog the spotlight.

    Going to shed some guilt over that last bit by stating that I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews (even when they are being whiny little shits). They can hog all the spotlight they want.

  • Seems like a way to make some neatly-aligned linear reefs if that thing happens.

  • All I can say is that I wish the killer well (as in "hope he gets thrown down a").