Wouldn’t they be ground pork?

I hate that this is true.

Thank you for this delicious piece of information.

These must be the autism-causing environmental toxins RFK is talking about, yes?

Fuck these morons.

So? Whoever brought the cigarettes should bring a jacket or umbrella too.

That spot “over there” is so the smelly smoke can also stay “over there” and not end up in the lungs of healthy people.

You need at least two more before magic happens.

*cadet bone spurs

To be Sergeant you have to have actually accomplished something.

We should throw our own parade someplace else. Maybe even call it the Obama parade.

How 'bout NO

I have a cat that isn’t into sitting on laps, but also doesn’t realize he has claws. My MIL snuggles him when she visits no matter how much he wiggles and squirms - he’s never scratched any of us in the 7 years we’ve had him so far. Don’t worry, she only holds him for 5-10 seconds and then lets him scurry away.

At which point do we eat them? I’m hungry.

They are liberating you from purchasing anything at all, so they can buy it all up for cheap when the economy inevitably crashes.

I thought the same thing. The judge is too lenient and I question their morality.

Luigi did society a massive net positive by removing a parasite. It wasn’t so much a killing as taking out the garbage. Nothing of value was lost that day.

The EU should put massive tariffs on American exports, and double those on weapons.

No idea if it’s still the same nowadays, but I also bought a used car in 2013 at 0% interest. It certainly was possible then.

Indeed smells like collusion.

May he be the first to be infected and succumb.

Bets on the Melon dipshit