anonochronomus [comrade/them, she/her]

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Cake day: June 11th, 2021

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  • This exact attitude BLOWS MY MIND, I just DO NOT understand it. I’m constantly shoplifting beers and wine, usually just two 19oz IPAs at a time or like a cheap bottle of wine. I’ve been assaulted by grocery store employees multiple times over this exact scenario. Like what makes you think you can assault someone because they’re shoplifting? WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO?!? You’re going to put your health and safety on the line for SOMEONE ELSE to make a tiny profit. All the times they’ve been “successful” against me all they manage to do is get me to drop the glass bottle on the ground. Like “OK, now no one gets it!” It happened just the other day, and this pathetic grocery store employee was yelling “give me back my bottle!” while trying to put their hands on me. Bro, you need to chill. You’re lucky I know better because A LOT of people would just fuck you up for what you’re trying to do right now AND it straight up IS NOT YOURS! Fuckin freaks.








  • Fitting. Low rent acts to celebrate a shithole country. I usually do a pretty good job of keeping my mouth shut and my ears open but I’ll step up to the plate if y’all will let me. Without doxing myself; I can tell you I made my way pretty high up in the entertainment industry; I’m professionally associated with P-Funk and the Grateful Dead and I’m now coming into my own as an internationally renowned Avant Garde Jazz Guitarist for whatever it’s worth. All I can say is Amerikkka deserves has been state fare circuit performers. That’s the best it can get for the good ol us of a.