Crashing my car because the headlights were set to The Dark Knight instead of dark night.

We have Dongfeng 21D at home.

Damn.

I just made the most perfectly balanced snack ever devised; Raisin Bran Crunch with chocolate moose tracks ice cream in it as well as milk. Literal manna from heaven HOW IS THIS SO GOOD! OMFG I’M ASCENDING

That really narrows it down.

I saw a video of a guy using a bike tire pump and some DIWhy? plastic pressure vessel contraption to vaporize vodka many years ago. That sounds like it could be promising. That or maybe switching to like methylated spirits or paint thinner or something. He has options.

I think I gave myself a brain tumor. It smells like toast in here and my left arm hurts.

The suburban cacophony of 2 stroke leaf blower engines is the Amerikkkan equivalent to the call to prayer. When our big beautiful boaters are no longer able to burn oil in their offering to the true God of the Amerikkkan civil religion the final plague will set in; GOLF SHALL BE CANCELLED! !

This and the coffee vid are both very much AI.

You need two so you can use one to prove that you’re serious.

I think the most appropriate would be mercedes-benz vans, considering what they were up to between 1933 and 1945.

The Fourth Reich is really going mask off, huh… That sure is something.

I tried to do the same thing at around 13/14 years old. I couldn’t get through all of the old testament (torah) because it was full of absolutely insane nonsense. When I got tired of reading the super weird rules about sex and incest I decided to skip to revelations and call it quits.

After figuring that catholicism was pretty weird and whack I landed on atheistish zen Buddhism and did that for like a decade. I have since take the shahada and converted to Islam.

Whoa. I’m 30 years old and was educated in the parochial school system (Catholic schools, aka segregation academies) and in all those years of mandatory religion class (preschool thru highschool) had never heard this one. I had to look it up. What a fuckin weird thing to request.

Why the fuck is she speaking at the UN Security Council? Please someone make this make sense!