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  • What a stupid thing to say. Organs are way too big to fit inside a chest.

  • It’s been not-a-drill since November 2024.

  • c/tenforward: “We put Windex in your coffee, you’re welcome.”

  • Tub butter > stick butter

    If you scrape it out a little bit at a time, it makes it much easier to spread than a cold square.

  • [bagpipes intensify]

  • They shouldn’t have had to pay anything.

    They should have been reimbursed for multi-generational injustice and trauma.

  • MAGA didn’t send their best.

  • What did he think was going to happen?

  • If it’s a land return why did they have to “buy” it?

  • The FIFA Greenpeace Award.

  • That’s a puppy that knows how cute it is.

  • What a sweet-looking horse. Sorry for your loss.

  • 30 minutes/30 hours/3 days/etc. ago.

    Starting an episode with a gripping moment, then doing the intro, then immediately backtracking a certain amount of time to spend most of the episode getting back to that initial moment.

    Very popular in the 2000s, I don’t really see it anymore. Nowadays, shows that bounce around in time don’t indicate it anymore, and sometimes it’s meant to be a secret that you figure out later.

  • Look how they massacred my chip…

  • Worf: “You just… sit here?”

  • Tuvok: “Shall I flog them as well?”

    Janeway: “Proceed.”

  • It takes a dozen or so minutes to do a point update on a low-end phone, though.

    If I were you I would take this opportunity to line up every iDevice your family owns on the table and make them race to see who can update the fastest.

    Unless something explodes, it won’t even take 30 minutes.

  • meal

    Jump
  • Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.

  • Probably because cars are personal and the rest are mass transit. It’s not yours, but you pay to get on board when needed.

    I have to explain to non-English speakers why you get in a car or a taxi but get on a bus or train.

  • And Finally... @feddit.uk

    'I drunkenly bought a Santa taller than my house'

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c1j0z93193po
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Here we go again rule...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Vitamins, yo.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    The Enterprise, her hull breached and her coolant leaking

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk calls for constitution to be replaced with Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

    newsthump.com /2024/11/06/elon-musk-calls-for-constitution-to-be-replaced-with-ferengi-rules-of-acquisition/
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    VARNING: 4 HOURS RULE

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Because Rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Me watching mass transit and engineering videos, Youtube suggestions:

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Wil Wheaton: "At least I've still got hair."

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Jumpscare Headlines Rule

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    I knew it!

  • Parenting @lemmy.world

    Net positive

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Ol chair mounter is back

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    [Bagpipes intensify]

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    Oldie but a goldie

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Me when I realize All Good Things... premiered just over 30 years ago!

  • New Communities @lemmy.world

    Tokyo Disney - a community about Tokyo Disney Resort and More!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Not even a meme, just TOS dialog

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Uh oh...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    It's been a hot minute!