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AeronMelon

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  • Apple Releases iOS 26.3 and iPadOS 26.3 (macOS, watchOS, tvOS, visionOS, & HomePod software too)

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  • It takes a dozen or so minutes to do a point update on a low-end phone, though.

    If I were you I would take this opportunity to line up every iDevice your family owns on the table and make them race to see who can update the fastest.

    Unless something explodes, it won’t even take 30 minutes.

  • meal

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  • Throw the Diet cans away and get real Dr. Pepper and you’ve sold me.

  • You board a train, board a bus, and board a ship, but you don't board a car

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  • Probably because cars are personal and the rest are mass transit. It’s not yours, but you pay to get on board when needed.

    I have to explain to non-English speakers why you get in a car or a taxi but get on a bus or train.

  • POV: I'm stuck in traffic and the liquor store closes in 5

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  • This is faked. It’s from an old series of TV commercials.

  • It's as unpleasant as it sounds.

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  • That’s better than other countries. Went to America and the beer was COLD!

  • Man begging his wife for forgiveness outside of a divorce court, Chicago, USA, 1948

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  • Oh no, my dude, she looks like she’s prestige’d at divorce twice already. It’s over for him.

  • Epstein engineered intimate relationship for Tesla’s Kimbal Musk, emails show

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  • So Elon’s brother, whom I did not know existed until today, got in with Epstein but Elon didn’t.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • bit rude, innit?

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  • British: “You’re weak!”

    Americans: “I’m you!”

  • What the photon?!

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  • “Computer, deactivate iguana.”

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    Mealtime Videos

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  • If you're browsing Netflix, yeah.

    If you have a queue in a media player of locally-saved episodes and movies, no.

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    Mealtime Videos

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  • Pop it in the microwave = heating the plate while keeping the food cold.

  • Have you ever had an idea for a resource pack that you never started?

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  • Jack Sparrow: "............rock."

  • You can 3d print this if you want.

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  • Why isn't the second hand a trombone?

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    If other stars burn out, than will the sun burn out too?

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  • You might want to sit down for this, but the sun is also a star. We’re just really really close to it.

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    angry

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  • Most rational r/askreddit post.

  • It IS amazing though

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  • “And he ended it with a little dance, very nice. The judges will like that.”

  • Epstein affair may be 'the end of the monarchy', says US congressman

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  • Look who’s talking.

  • TIL about Casu martzu, a Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live fly maggots

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  • I’m good, thanks.

  • NSFW Removed

    XXX

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  • Stretching a 4:3 image to 16:9, IRL.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    Do you accept?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    Possibly based on a true story

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    Captain Janeway - Hair Master

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    Jar

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    This is a real TOSser

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    Microsoft: "Greetings, fellow Trekkies."

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    Just can't get that jingle out of my head

  • Voyager @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    GIFV do not embed

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    Rest in Power, Ambassador Soval

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    AeronMelon @lemmy.world

    Madred is the one who has a child, therefore he's the only one that gets to make dad jokes.