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  • Cars 2 had me fucked up

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  • He plays for Inter Miami in the MLS. I assure you, plenty of Messi fans use the term soccer.

  • Cars 2 had me fucked up

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  • Obviously you know I was referring to association football. I'm aware of the etymology of soccer

    It’s pretty annoying when some rando on the internet pretends not to understand what you were referring to, isn’t it?

  • Cars 2 had me fucked up

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  • Messi is the Toy Story of soccer.

    Edit: Ah, never change lemmings. 🙄

  • The UK section of my local supermarket is taking the piss

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  • The table's broken

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  • TIL there's a known massive oil reserve in antarctica discovered only earlier this year (2024)

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  • [Trump pulls out a sharpie and starts circling the wrong part of the map]

    "I AM PLACING TARIFFS ON PENGUINS UNTIL THEY GIVE US THEIR OIL AND SHOW ME HOW TO DO ALL THE DANCE MOVES FROM HAPPY FEET!"

  • Rejection

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  • If cats didn't want to be pestered, they should've thought about that before they decided to have such cute lil feets.

  • Ballaholic I'm guessing

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  • WHAT WAS HE HIDING

    That he wanted six extra meatballs?

  • Trump Says He’s ‘Absolutely’ Down To Put ‘Unusual Character’ Elon Musk in His Cabinet: ‘We Have To Cherish Our Geniuses’

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  • Genius = born into wealth

    These pricks were both born on third base and think they hit a triple.

  • ‘One of the most violent’ Jan. 6 rioters receives a 20-year prison sentence

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  • Witnesses in court said that Dempsey, while being led out of court, appeared to flash an “okay” gesture with his fingers that has in recent years become a symbol of white supremacy and far-right causes.

    Clearly should’ve been a life sentence. This piece of shit tried to violently overthrow the US government and overturn the results of a fair election. In doing so he violated the rights of the American people and he is clearly remorseless. He does not deserve to enjoy the luxury of participating in our society again when he's 57. (Although this article doesn’t mention it, he’s 37)

  • The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.

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  • They also released two “inspired by the movie hackers” albums that were just as good!

  • The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.

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  • Nice username.

  • The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.

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  • “Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

  • ‘New Territory’ for Americans: Deadly Heat in the Workplace | Deaths are rising sharply, and the Biden administration is trying to respond. Its plan faces big hurdles.

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  • Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida and Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas, both Republicans, signed legislation to prevent local governments from requiring heat protections

    Listen up conservatives, Republicans want your working conditions to return to the fucking hell they were before Upton Sinclair wrote The Jungle.

    They’d rather you die of heat stroke at 30 than get a state or federally mandated water break but you’re too fucking stupid to realize this applies to you too and not just the minority groups you think you’re punishing every time you vote GOP. Wake the fuck up and stop voting for these vicious psychopaths. They are never going to do anything that ever helps you or serves your interests let alone those of society as a whole.

  • 77% of Top Climate Scientists Think 2.5°C of Warming Is Coming—And They're Horrified

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  • Yeah, I used to run into you in r/skeptic a lot, fighting the good fight lol. And we both know the mods of that sub let it be overrun with all types of deniers and insane conspiracy theorists... But at least those trolls put a little more effort into it than just scoffing at experts.

  • 77% of Top Climate Scientists Think 2.5°C of Warming Is Coming—And They're Horrified

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  • Apparently those brainiacs with their fancy book learnin' and expertise are useless. We must all sift through hundreds of thousands of pages of raw data before reaching any conclusions. The entire concept of career specialization is wrong! Throw it out!

  • 77% of Top Climate Scientists Think 2.5°C of Warming Is Coming—And They're Horrified

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  • "I'm not a climate change denier but why does anyone care what experts think?!" 🙄

  • Trump compares Biden admin the ‘Gestapo’ and attacks prosecutor in dark donor speech

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  • Trump Respects Women, Most Men Say

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  • Yeah, it takes a whole lot of misogyny for a man to look at this dude's actions and statements over decades in the public eye and still arrive at the opinion that Donald fucking Trump respects women.

  • Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics. @slrpnk.net
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    Climate change is throwing the water cycle into chaos across the U.S.

    www.nbcnews.com /science/science-news/climate-change-throwing-water-cycle-chaos-us-rcna137892
  • Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics. @slrpnk.net
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    Ice melt barriers disappearing at twice the rate compared to 50 years ago, study finds

    phys.org /news/2024-02-ice-barriers-years.html
  • Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics. @slrpnk.net
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    'Climate contrarianism' is down but not out, expert says

    phys.org /news/2024-02-climate-contrarianism-expert.html
  • Technology @beehaw.org
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    Reddit has never turned a profit in nearly 20 years, but it just filed to go public anyway

    edition.cnn.com /2024/02/23/tech/reddit-ipo-filing-business-plan/index.html
  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Buying in bulk

  • News @lemmy.world
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    Jury finds NRA and Wayne LaPierre liable in civil corruption trial

    www.nbcnews.com /news/us-news/nra-trial-verdict-rcna138827
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    The real hero of Terminator 2

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Fox News Star: Black People Will Vote for Trump Because ‘They Love Sneakers’

    www.thedailybeast.com /fox-news-raymond-arroyo-says-black-people-will-vote-for-trump-because-they-love-sneakers
  • solarpunk memes @slrpnk.net
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    Florida cops seeing an acorn

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Choose your ultimate lineup!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    My dad was a white slave, Kentucky Republican tells NAACP

    www.motherjones.com /politics/2024/02/kentucky-jennifer-decker-republican-father-white-slave-naacp/
  • politics @lemmy.world
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    My dad was a white slave, Kentucky Republican tells NAACP

    www.motherjones.com /politics/2024/02/kentucky-jennifer-decker-republican-father-white-slave-naacp/
  • Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics. @slrpnk.net
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    1 in 4 Americans today breathes unhealthy air because of climate change. And it's getting worse.

    www.cbsnews.com /news/climate-change-air-quality-unhealthy-wildfires-first-street/
  • Green Energy @slrpnk.net
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    Using thermotropic liquid crystals to enhance the efficiency and stability of perovskite solar modules

    techxplore.com /news/2024-02-thermotropic-liquid-crystals-efficiency-stability.html
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Fact: becoming a programmer significantly increases your risk of being blinded and eaten by a Dilophosaurus

  • politics @lemmy.world
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    GoFundMe Is a Health-Care Utility Now | Resorting to crowdfunding to pay medical bills has become so routine, in some cases health professionals recommend it.

    www.theatlantic.com /health/archive/2024/02/gofundme-health-care-hospitals/677353/
  • The Onion @midwest.social
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    Old Man Who Doesn’t Like Rap Song Somehow on Right Side of History

    thehardtimes.net /music/old-man-who-doesnt-like-rap-song-somehow-on-right-side-of-history/
  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Pspspsps

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    GOP Sen. John Kennedy Freaks Out When Reminded He Used To Be A Democrat

    www.huffpost.com /entry/john-kennedy-marxist-biden-judicial-nominee_n_65c64964e4b093b2e7837413
  • Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics. @slrpnk.net
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    Wisconsin records first-ever February tornado, record warmth

    www.cbsnews.com /chicago/news/wisconsin-first-february-tornado/