🤘Hail Satan 🤘

Yeah, I got it the first time.

A friend of the late great Hannibal Lecter.

People overblowing shit like wild.

He bought the rope

They need to release the video of him making the purchase. They claim to have it but refuse to release it. There is no reason not to. So until that happens, there’s no reason to believe the cops.

Edit: 🥾😋’s get blocked.

“We haven’t investigated ourselves and assume we did nothing wrong.” - NYPD

Right? I’ve been following the artist, Luke McGarry, on Instagram for a few years now, and his depictions of Trump have been hilariously cruel. Ordinarily I’d find it kind of tacky, but as far as I’m concerned, mocking Trump’s physical appearance is fair game because he does it to everyone else. If he can dish it out, he should be able to take it too.

Yes, that’s the Major League Soccer team I’m referring to. As I said, there are plenty of Messi fans that call the sport soccer. Your claim is objectively false.

He plays for Inter Miami in the MLS. I assure you, plenty of Messi fans use the term soccer.

Obviously you know I was referring to association football. I’m aware of the etymology of soccer

It’s pretty annoying when some rando on the internet pretends not to understand what you were referring to, isn’t it?

Messi is the Toy Story of soccer.

Edit: Ah, never change lemmings. 🙄

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Hmm I done goofed 🤷‍♂️ Try this:

https://i.imgur.com/rShQHYo.mp4

[Trump pulls out a sharpie and starts circling the wrong part of the map]

“I AM PLACING TARIFFS ON PENGUINS UNTIL THEY GIVE US THEIR OIL AND SHOW ME HOW TO DO ALL THE DANCE MOVES FROM HAPPY FEET!”

If cats didn’t want to be pestered, they should’ve thought about that before they decided to have such cute lil feets.

WHAT WAS HE HIDING

That he wanted six extra meatballs?

Genius = born into wealth

These pricks were both born on third base and think they hit a triple.

Witnesses in court said that Dempsey, while being led out of court, appeared to flash an “okay” gesture with his fingers that has in recent years become a symbol of white supremacy and far-right causes.

Clearly should’ve been a life sentence. This piece of shit tried to violently overthrow the US government and overturn the results of a fair election. In doing so he violated the rights of the American people and he is clearly remorseless. He does not deserve to enjoy the luxury of participating in our society again when he’s 57. (Although this article doesn’t mention it, he’s 37)

They also released two “inspired by the movie hackers” albums that were just as good!

Nice username.