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Zannsolo

@ Zannsolo @lemmy.world

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  • A true cinephile

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  • It's all relative man. Sure you might be ugly on a scale of 1-10 but a subset of that scale like 1-3 you might be still be ugly but if you expand the scale, say from -3-1 you the too dog man! Just find yourself a -3 and she'll want to watch movies on a laptop on your bed, just make sure you reinforce the bed frame.

  • yikes

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  • I shaved my head clean, I'm pretty luckly I've got a great head shape for a bicked head. Unfortunately I did it just to see and I have a really full head of hair at 42. I'll never get to share my beautiful bald head with the world.

  • Israeli Rabbi Ronen Shaulov called for the starvation of all children in Gaza: “All of Gaza and every child in Gaza should starve to death.”

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  • Has nothing to do with Judaism and everything to do with the genocidal state of Israel.

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  • I didn't want kids til I met my wife when I was 38. I knew she was the one pretty early on and I knew that if I wanted to to keep dating her I'd have to reconsider my position. I had my first kid at 40 and my 2nd is on the way, and being a father is awesome.

    I ended a 5 1/2 year relationship because I didn't want kids with her. The partner you're with definitely matters.

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    Is there like a cheat code for dating apps?

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  • I'm not hot. I'm not ugly, but also not hot and had plenty of dates from dating apps when I was on them.

    Good job, not a slob, decent bio, and quality photos of myself.

    I was also really selective in who I swiped on. I didn't swipe right on every hot chick. I swiped right on girls I found attractive and best guess from profile lifestyles were similar.

    I went out with plenty of attractive women, hooked up with a handful and dated a few. I also went out on plenty of bad dates, the girl who carried a dead lizard she found on the ground. The autistic racist. The girl with gnarly teeth.

    Then I randomly met my wife through a coworker.

  • 2.06 meters tall volleyball player Anna Smrek (1.60m man next to her for scale)

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  • I'd bet my right nut The only time you've ever thought about women's sports in your life before the trans sports outage was to make fun of it.

  • They don't know

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  • My neighbors HATE ME due to this one SIMPLE TRICK

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  • The 2nd one isn't bad if it wasn't trump and he hadn't said all the creepy things about her or raped other little girls and women.

  • They don't know

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  • And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

  • Can anyone help id these shoes?

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  • Not your shoe but has the wide toe box and I've had a couple pairs and love them. They have a lot of other styles as well but this is the kind I have. I actually ordered a new pair while looking for the link. https://a.co/d/g3lv7Ye

  • Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule

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  • Total package including signing bonus stock

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  • Yikes

  • "Stimulant maxxing"

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  • Are you me!!??!!

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  • Dungeon crawl classic, start with 3-5 level 0 chars each and hope the best rolled character survives the initial onslaught. Using magic is dangerous, a miscast spell could leave you disfigured or worse. Thick boy rule book.

  • My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

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  • We have a no baby shark rule, my daughter hasn't latched onto it yet. Whenever it comes on Spotify skip it but sometimes I start singing along before I realize what I'm doing.

  • My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

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  • Have them watch too many cooks.

  • My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

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  • I put it on for myself(42) the other day it took all my will to not turn it off 3 mins in, I broke by 25 mins and turned it off. I then mocked my buddy who said it wasn't bad(he has 2 boys in prime Minecraft movie age).

    I have an 18 month old girl with another on the way, not looking forward to whatever her equivalent frozen/Minecraft movie is. But I have also sung more wheels on the bus than I can stand.

  • You got it, buddy

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  • He said Latin not lying

  • The "We Tried" Award

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  • Coming in last was better than coming in second 😔