Pfft, as if I would take my social battery to something like this.

Rather be douchebag than a idiot who believes in magic.

I couldn’t find my wallet one day when buying some vapes and the store always requires ID, so I brought my passport guy was like I can’t scan this, and I said it’s a freaking passport so he scanned some random ID they had.

Because people believing in bullshit had been great for humanity right?

I’m a huge fantasy nerd I wish magic was real, but it’s not so believing it it is silly, and likely harmful as is belief in any religion.

The human centipede of graphics cards

The world tbh

I thought coroners only determined the cause of death, not the legality of the death. Natural causes, accident, suicide maybe only self inflicted, and homicide. Not all homicides are unlawful.

All religious people. When fighting with my dad who’s Christian I’ve referred to him as your magical sky Daddy.

But like you know magic isn’t real right? I’m all for larping you do you, but you need psychiatric help if you think magic is real.

That’s probably a pretty good rate considering probable cause is the bar.

This won’t work on boomers. A lot of them have a property or two with a good amount of equity. My dad for example has a home with 700k+ equity and millions in investments. Granted he’s more responsible than most boomers and we weren’t wealthy during my childhood.

I used to play it for my blue heeler when I left the house. I watched the first episode to see if it was ok for my almost 3yo. I’m never letting her watch that episode, I’m not committing to that freeze game 🤣.

Adam Sandler is a great actor in more serious roles, but his comedy is pretty cringe. I love Happy Gilmore.

I had to tell a co-worker " can you start rocking some deodorant"

A reddit suggestion was “n***a you smell like hot dog water”

Any logo with a cartoon animal

I have zero issue with people expressing themselves sexually in relationships that aren’t non Monogamous, but eople should be in the loop on what kind of relationship you’re in with them.

I personally wouldn’t want to be in a non-monogamous relationship. Even when I was single I didn’t like dating multiple girls at the same time.

When I meet my wife I had been on a few dates with someone and had a date planned for the next day. The person I had been seeing called off our date morning of and that’s when I asked my coworker who introduced us to give her my number.

I’ve had FWBs but didn’t date others while we were hooking up. Was down to hangout and have sex with them but not build a romantic relationship but I was still monogamous with them and all I asked is they give me the choice of they start sleeping with someone else

I’ve found 2 wallets in my life with about $2k combined in them you think I gave that shit back? You’re goddamn right I did.

I’ve only had it offered one time and it was at a placey MIL suggested when I was in town. I usually go to cheaper Asian massage places too.

So towards the end of the massage she tapped my dick through the towel and said you like? I said no and couldn’t wait to tell my MIL where she sent me.

My FIL went there for science after and confirmed my story and says he also said no but I have doubts.

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Group of pedophiles