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  • How likely are we actually thinking it is that the US doesn't hold elections in 2028?

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  • I think whatever happens you have to remember there's an intersection of stupid and funny that must be satisfied. Divine it with me. The axioms: it has to be existentially concerning. They must say the quiet part out loud. They have to tread. So let's say they demand IDs to vote, right? The sort of thing they would do. If it's simply ICE at the polling booths to check for ID then nothing will have happened in the intervening years. It's gotta be more! Something like "ICE gets to count the votes because illegals like the Democrats and that would give them a chance to regain power". So that's the bad news. Circling back, the funny part? Trump sues ICE when a viral video shows them burning early votes because they made him look bad. Some polling places get Tesla robots to scan IDs instead in response.

    That's what the US seems like from my perspective

  • Lol Cuomo brought up "you refused to denounce Hasan Piker" twice in a row in tonight's mayoral debate

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  • Hasan being too radical is lmao-tier. Didn't he propose voting for the demonrats? I'm so sick of politics being so fucking stupid. I don't even want to write about what's going on because if I'm going to write narratively captivating antagonists they need to be better put together than the empty rehearsals and unlistening managerial LOSERS that I see here. Hasan is fine. It's just that these people would have a panic attack if they knew their restaurant food was made with MSG and seed oil.

  • PayPal's blockchain partner accidentally minted $300 trillion in stablecoins

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  • It's easier to bring across a border as you don't have anything physical. You don't have to get along with any bank to transfer it to you on the other side. You can transfer it to whoever's around where you go. The transfers happen near instantaneously compared to using banking services.

  • Liberal US Army Veteran denies that Greta Thunberg was tortured in Israeli captivity even after Thunberg herself came out and revealed the torture methods.

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  • The only thing I can think. The implication that I imagine dripping from the post is "if that's torture, then I saw my side torture! How could it be torture if we're not pulling teeth and shit?!"

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    Amaterasu, Goddess of the Sun - Novo General Megathread for the 16th-19th of October 2025

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  • The funniest thing that has ever happened in wordle happened! I was running out of letters because of my normal routine: start with penis, cover max ground until you have enough to work with. So crawl gave me green c and variable a. My fall back, when I'm low on info, is doggy. It nets me a green Y

    I go wait a minute... and what else is the word besides catty! Absolute cinema

  • NSFW

    Trans liberals trying to do theory: "Transsexualism is Bourgeois, Amerikkka First!!!" cw: transphobia

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  • Imagine fighting for or defending anything that doesn't, by hook or by crook, ultimately end in greater personal freedoms. Literally what else is there in America to venerate besides the (idea of the) freedom of an individual? Would a more just society venerate capital harder? More genocide? Racism? Sexism? The machine doesn't do anything else.

  • I wonder why people didn't mourn that CEO

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  • Any type of DRM does this. Copyright, subscription services, approval processes, etc. all exist to slow the rate you can just do things. I wonder when the last time the TSA did something effectual (instead of panopticon related) was.

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    Yellow Emperor (Huangdi) - Novo General Megathread for the 13th-15th of October 2025

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  • Symptoms: stummy hurts, post nasal drip, stressy, irreverent mood

    Request: I dont think I can care about any Internet drama or US government bullshit today. I need a day off

  • Hey Chapo, I'm in a dark place (severe alcohol detox) what is the most positive and uplifting thing you can tell me, comrades? I need a whole lot of good vibes right now <3

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  • I saw people come up with a nickname for Kakashi from Naruto. It's not Sharingan no Kakashi, it's Kakashi "walk em down" Hatake. I think it's hilarious. His win-loss isn't impressive, but you have to consider that his matchups were

    1. Zabuza 1 & 2 (loss, win)
    2. Orochimaru ("take one more step towards Sasuke and one of us is going to die")
    3. Kisame and Itachi (bodied)

    3.5) Adult jounin as a child during gaiden (eventual win)

    1. Deidara (win)
    2. Hidan+Kakuzu (physical attacks have no effect on you? Who decided that?)
    3. Pain (intervened to save Iruka before getting murked)
    4. Obito (cinematic masterpiece + win)
    5. Kaguya (the dubski)

    But not once did he hesitate to run up against the toughest motherfuckers in the verse. Just like you're wolf "walk em down" inthewoods and you're going to crush this!

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    Yellow Emperor (Huangdi) - Novo General Megathread for the 13th-15th of October 2025

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  • Their asses are probably going straight to ICE. But if ICE doesn't pay as well as NYPD and then the woke left takes their cushy spot that would be funny. I don't know how praxtical it would be and hence the question though

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    Yellow Emperor (Huangdi) - Novo General Megathread for the 13th-15th of October 2025

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  • There's a bit idea in there somewhere. Get the most septum pierced individual claiming they want to know as much as possible about the NYPD so they can help instruct protestors how to do the most legal and least politically violent protesting possible in the ways that are the easiest for the police to control and see how far they get.

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    Yellow Emperor (Huangdi) - Novo General Megathread for the 13th-15th of October 2025

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  • Brain tickler: just saw a tweet about how cops were going to flee the force if Mamdani gets elected. Presuppose that Mandani is good and we haven't

    . But say it's the case that they leave an incredibly well paid position doing next to nothing to own the libs. If you scab as a police with the confidence that you could be... le good! under a... le good! leader, is it still liberalism to be a cop?

  • Get his ass lmao

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  • One time I went half-lucid trying to work my way through a judo throw. Tried it in class the next day and it was kinda working.

    There was another time I wasn't lucid at all and I was fighting someone. My punches weren't working so I started doing BJJ and it worked.

  • The main Antifa base in Death Valley needs snacks+toiletries. Please donate if you can.

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  • Anybody else feel like the mole senator has been acting... off lately? I feel like we're getting less insider trading info and almost nothing about Israel despite their privileged position in getting really sensitive info.

  • Trump has no legal mechanism to pay the troops but he says he's doing so anyway under "my authority".

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  • Damn, sort of wishing the funny thing would happen instead

  • What stage capitalism is this?

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  • Yeah. Why would I give 1/3 of a fuck about the economy? What do I have to gain from the economy?

    Just kidding. I didn't ask that. Don't know. Don't care. Don't want to learn.

  • The stupid manufactured outrage against Hasan that infected the entire internet makes me glad I left reddit for this place.

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  • I cannot believe that it happened organically and that it's not amplified by bots. Makes me cautious because I wonder what bandwagons I've been on that are manufactured. There's been all sorts of outrage since before Hasan called Hila a valid military target because she wanted to spice up her career with torturing people or whatever the context and actual words were.

    I don't believe people on Twitter are real. I don't believe people on Reddit are real. I need to never look at them again in my life

  • Jordan Peterson Hospitalized with Pneumonia and Sepsis due to Mold Exposure

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  • If there were a chance I'm hard-trolling the person I'm already being kind to I would want to know. It seems like there should be a dignified way to bring it up. It's one thing to ask for no lettuce, it's another to ask for no mold or help fighting it/investigating it.

  • What if it was FeMANism and it was just for the fellas

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  • it's cause of that fuckin woke!!!