Noo zaaaazs mah propehhty !!

No health Regen this time, every scratch bleeds you to death. You can still keep your stuff from the previous game 😘

Nooo, it’s only me who can look at underage nudes, not the underage people!!

Be careful about it

I thought I missed it, but its just badly written, I’ve got a month to prepare 🤵

Quit my last job because i was tired of people saying I was just jacking off all day while I was making sure things ran well and fixing shit all day. Now it’s turning to shit as expected and I’m really jacking off all day😃.

Noo😨

Microsoft outlook is a failure.

Religions are a cancer to society

Go to sleep

Just imagine the scenario, you arrive at work and you see your boss at your desk with a smirk on his face. “Hello Carole, starting today I want you to keep tabs on those bathrooms got it?👏🙂”

What the fuck? Who has enough money/time in this world to keep tabs on toilet passage?

Yup, splashing water everywhere

500 cigarettes

Brake drifting was so satisfying to discover. When the 200cc mode came out on Wii U I struggled so much until I found out about it, but discovering it alone without a guide was very satisfying.

California is making computers shittier for the rest of the world. Sorry for lashing out, fuck you!

Sir that’s a pistol☝️🌝

The world when it’s my time to be an adult

Oh my god, I get that they would’ve later perpetrated death and fear to innocents…

Why am I internally “cheering” for 100 dead people.

Fuck this shit