Doesn’t matter, arm thyself with a flamethrower anyway

You should ask the ones who have.

There’s gonna be some really interesting subreddit names in the future then

Err… I meant DUMMIES! These damn dummies in my pocket …

Much too harsh for this gold-domed “too important to really hold to account” CEO. Perhaps a mildly stern, yet askance look (or two, if the crowd rumbles for more)

If we aim right, we can fertilize our crops while we war.

Oh, man. I’m a crappy Monday morning QB.

The fun, fair world of academia.