Hey man, I'm not judging. I'm impressed by your resilience really. But also, don't eat soap.https://www.healthline.com/health/eating-soap
Hmm...not sure. Might be a super power, might not be. Either way, I'm impressed you're capable of reading and writing still.
But how do I know soap tastes the same to you as it does me? What if the soap gene actually makes soap taste like cilantro?
Hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Logically, you should be thanking whoever made that for you.
Omfg...bacon grease popcorn...I'm about to take 10 years off my life