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TheGoldenGod

@ TheGoldenGod @lemmy.world

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  • We’ve all been there

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  • Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush. But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.

  • We’ve all been there

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  • I blame water saving toilets.

  • We’ve all been there

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  • We’ve all been there

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  • Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

  • We’ve all been there

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  • Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

  • Guerrilla marketing

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  • Seconded.

  • We’ve all been there

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  • She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.

  • Hydration rule

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  • It might speed things up to turn the 1% into a limited-time flavor of ice cream. 🤔

  • TIL That Chuck E. Cheese Secretly Sold Pizzas on Delivery Apps During the Pandemic Under the Name “Pasqually Pizza”

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  • If it makes you feel any better, I’m sure they got a lot of people.

  • TIL That Chuck E. Cheese Secretly Sold Pizzas on Delivery Apps During the Pandemic Under the Name “Pasqually Pizza”

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  • Pretty much, yeah. Or are thinking, “I’ll give a new business a try today.”

  • Reddit's API protest just got even more NSFW

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  • It sounds like one of the many of spez’ alts he openly admitted to having years back, since he seems to laud him self as a troll.

  • Think a lot of us still get this one wrong

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  • Hands down one of the best Randy episodes lol, there’s been so many faux pas.

  • Reddit's API protest just got even more NSFW

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  • Yup, before the 1st I was getting mass harassed by what were clearly new accounts for pointing out the responders were clearly copying/pasting from a script.

    But once that was pointed out, only 12 year old accounts with little posting history showed up lol, which seemed bizarre.

  • Is 22 too old to start studying computer science?

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  • You’re never to old to learn something your interested in. Besides if you don’t give it a shot you’ll regret it later, so go for it.

  • Twitter right now

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  • Thanks, despite making him a kid in this, I should’ve made his hair thinner, for accuracy. Since he’s been balding since puberty.

  • in the end he paid $44B just for this pic as anything else is going to $0

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  • At least he’s a consistent failure.

  • Twitter right now

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  • He’s continuing to find new mountains to fly into everyday.

  • Twitter right now

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  • We know spez is rubbing Elon’s balls if he wants the friendship to happen.

  • [AMA] Hi, I’m /u/spez, CEO of Reddit, coming to you to talk about my recent acquisition of Lemmy and some upcoming changes. Ask me anything!

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  • I can’t be the only one who expected a shittymorph ending, with in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.