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TheGoldenGod

@ TheGoldenGod @lemmy.world

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  • Middle schools brutal

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  • Dayum. That’s just brutal, even if I could use public facilities, I would hover. I would put down the paper seat cover but I wouldn’t dare touch the seats. Ironically, I developed strong an muscles hover pooping.

  • Middle schools brutal

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  • Yup, you could try but it was never worth it. It was so stressing and just a downright nasty experience. Literally and metaphorically.

  • Server side bug with lemmy.world and intermitent authentication.

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  • I might do that at this point, with the attention world is getting, it might be smart to have a backup.

  • Server side bug with lemmy.world and intermitent authentication.

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  • Same here, it’s driving me mad. Also did the above and glad to see I’m not alone!

  • You’re always better off holding it until you get home

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  • Sadly, all of that would happen if you weren’t careful.

  • You’re always better off holding it until you get home

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  • Your sons smart. He’s better off avoiding potential bullying from the older kids.

  • You’re always better off holding it until you get home

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  • That’s how you get them to throw balled up wet paper towels.

  • You’re always better off holding it until you get home

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  • That’s an awkward shit.

  • You’re always better off holding it until you get home

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  • Damn, that’s simply cruel. Despite the fact that kids would hang on the doors and pound like howler monkeys.

    Even my high school had bathroom doors… it’s criminal they expect teenagers to shit with the door wide open.

  • Easily one of my favorites

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  • Yup, it really catches you by surprise the first time.

  • Easily one of my favorites

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  • A true hero.

  • Clogged the toilet at the grocery store

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  • No problem, just glad to hear there was a positive ending.

  • Bank of America fined $150 million for consumer abuses including fake accounts, bogus fees

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  • Excuse me, but you dropped this, /s

  • Clogged the toilet at the grocery store

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  • Ouch… that is pretty bad, but know you’re in good company. And hope you’re in a much better place.

  • Clogged the toilet at the grocery store

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  • Worst part is, I go to the store regularly.

  • Childhood trauma

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  • Some of us only had a fleshlight.

  • Existence feels more dystopian everyday

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  • Explains why my Prozac feels like it isn’t working these days.

  • Existence feels more dystopian everyday

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  • I just know you’re better off quietly looking for new employment before you ask your employer, so you have something lined up. Highly depends what your job is though.

  • Existence feels more dystopian everyday

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  • Existence feels more dystopian everyday

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  • Which technically, is very shitty.