Oh fuck you’re right. How do I never notice this?
- 0 Posts
- 155 Comments
Joined 2 years ago
Cake day: July 1st, 2023
You are not logged in. If you use a Fediverse account that is able to follow users, you can follow this user.
8·8 days agoAirbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr
Me: I feel safer already
7·14 days agoThe Ice Pirates.
Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.
Literally EVERYTHING!
Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.
5·14 days agoIf the people running the place couldn’t be fucked writing a single sentence to describe their dish, I’m ordering elsewhere.
I used to work as a vacuum salesperson, and one day I noticed an older model unloved Bissell, brand new, on clearance.
Someone had fucked up and set staff discount price to $0.01.
That is the most thrilling vacuum purchase of my life and nothing will get close
1·17 days agoI keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.
There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.
Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.
5·17 days agoPlease, please let me be in a position to do this soon.
Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.
Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?
Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public
Well they’re obviously letting me know that my windshield is dirty, so I fire up the washers. So considerate!
Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done
“Heetler… ees… out of de way.”
/cue Hell March
I’d lean more towards the stray.
Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.
Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.
Plaid Cobain
Oh, I dont even need to worry. JBL already do these and I haven’t touched an Apple product since the iPhone 4.
41·1 month agoReminds me of the Gillette 3000 from the 90s!
I can see the blue and black clearly when i tilt the phone screen away from my face… I always see white and gold first, even though I know it isn’t.