Ah, the Hopoate

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Biden didn’t run either

An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

You forgot to roll for initiative!

… You right mate? Smelling toast at all?

Yup, fuck the Salvos.

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

While having someone scream random numbers at them as they count. Fuck em!

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.