I now know more about the Philippines

This is canon now, great answer 😄

The hell is a Palawan

Pood

I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off

Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.

Sumps for his Throne!!!

That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.

I can see the blue and black clearly when i tilt the phone screen away from my face… I always see white and gold first, even though I know it isn’t.

Oh fuck you’re right. How do I never notice this?

Airbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr

Me: I feel safer already

The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

Literally EVERYTHING!

https://youtu.be/pjCzRxyw8fw

Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.

If the people running the place couldn’t be fucked writing a single sentence to describe their dish, I’m ordering elsewhere.

I used to work as a vacuum salesperson, and one day I noticed an older model unloved Bissell, brand new, on clearance.

Someone had fucked up and set staff discount price to $0.01.

That is the most thrilling vacuum purchase of my life and nothing will get close

I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.

There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.

Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.

Please, please let me be in a position to do this soon.

Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.

Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?

Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public