I’m in the same boat. Loved the original SNES game but never played SF64. I might just end up getting the new one if it reviews well

I remember once I used to work at a electronics shop, and some dipshit insisted on a “military spec” Bluetooth speaker.

Uhuh mate

This stupid fucking thing

One Night In Paris?

“I stole my girlfriend’s dog and emptied her bank account without her knowledge and now she’s mad at me for some reason. AITA?”

Nah just chewing her fingernails

“Bedroom” texture 👌

I had a guy come into my shop yesterday and we started talking about the launch, and he said the exact same thing to me. We ended up having a good laugh about flat earthers and having a good ol fashioned space chat. Good bloke!

I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏

“I’M FLYING, JACKOFF!”

I usually just screech loudly until it’s over or the restaurant staff come over to intervene

Well at least we know Wonder Woman wasn’t flying that fucking thing

It looks like the sheeps are missing foots!

Yeah! The local hardware store has a pet section and we saw them last time we were there. They’re apparently tly infused with catnip extract and he loves em

Here’s Levi, spinnin out at catnip bubbles

Wouldn’t even pay for his jaw repairs these days

I mean, not like you sound like you’re complaining at all, but why is your wife covered in garlic yoghurt?

Destiny 2.

Started playing it shortly after launch, then they completely fucked it up. Stuck around for a few years playing with friends from time to time, but the latest Diet Star Wars expansion completely killed any vestige of enthusiasm I had for it. Refunded it after two hours when I realised it…just wasn’t fun.

Down here in Straya, sometimes they crush the car and make em watch it being done

Because enterprise is Microslop’s real customer, and the consumer is the QA now.