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Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I've spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don't ask who what's in the pattern buffer.

  • While playing a trek themed word association game "Bird of Prey" comes up, my wife yells "TWEET TWEET PEW PEW!"

  • "Dutch government does X"

    "It's them fuckin Americans again"

  • They convinced themselves that every other major government in the world, as well as every single scientist and most other people were lying to them about Covid.

    I remember extended family members going on about how it's a hoax as they were dying in the hospital from it

    Some people will flip the universe inside out, upside down, and throw it in a blender to make their world view okay.

  • American chiming in: good. It's only fair, if we want to charge you, you should be allowed to charge us.

    If no other country will let us in (except maybe refugee status if it gets to that point I suppose), then MAYBE, just MAYBE, people will begin to make forceful demands of the government and actually change things instead of checks notes blaming "trans antifa blm terrorists" for everything and ultimately saying "there's nothing we can do".

    Remember kids: the people outnumber the government, all we have to do is literally nothing and we could cripple it entirely.

  • IS THERE AIR???

    YOU DON'T KNOW!

  • Lmao ban weather because rainbows make you gay

  • And gadsden flag, and trump flag, and thin blue line flag.

  • You will need more than 40 jars of pickles to survive.

    You'll need like.... At least 100.

  • "officer nearly ODs on femtanyl after touching ________ laced with the drug"

    Was a headline I saw multiple times over the last 5 or so years.

  • The problem is that there pushing their culture onto everyone else.

    This is so fucking priceless, it should be in a museum.

    Please inform me which part of their culture they are "pushing" on everyone else, that way I can ask you why it's okay for the straights to do it, but nobody else gets to.

    LGBTQ people exist. That's something you can never, ever change. So maybe get over it and stop saying that them existing in public is somehow negatively impacting anyone who isn't just a scared little bigot.

  • Quickest way to stop massive Russian losses: TURN AROUND and march your happy asses to Moscow, and have a few words with the shit bags in power.

    Fuck, even just every soldier going home would cripple any ability to punish them for being AWOL.

  • "I wish the moon were made of neutrons"

    The universe: Let's get a little... spicy

  • Vanilla pudding in mayo jars.

    Blue sport drink in index bottles.

    Chocolate cake in a diaper.

  • Man's gotta have hobbies.

  • They might.

    Personally I mean the entire country goes back to pre-1948 borders.

  • I mean if we are being fair here, crush his legs, sell the car and use the money for charity. Perhaps a charity that helps people with mobility. And builds bike lanes.

  • exasperated sigh LOOK they're MENTALLY 10,000 YEARS OLD but only THE BODY is 12 OKAY???? IT'S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD MOM GUYS!!!1!1one!

  • Former Christian here: it is a cult. Full stop. You are throwing your decisions around based on a belief that there's some magical perfect happy place we all get to go.

    Starting from that alone means we have VASTLY different goals. So many Cultists believe no matter what they do they're still going to paradise so fuck whatever happens here.

    The staunch angry denial without a hint of reflection on how religion has undeniably damaged the world is very telling about what OP is willing to accept. I recognized religion has failed the world even when I was still religious.

    No, I don't know there's nothing after we die, but I DO know there are things HERE AND NOW that need more ACTUAL FUCKING WORK and your prayers are worth the toilet paper I'll print them on.

    And I am so fucking tired of "well they aren't TRUE Christians because we don't get taught that" any of the many, many, many, many, TOO FUCKING MANY TIMES when Christians, ÉN MASSE , do shitty things. No TRUE scottsman... My brother in education, you cannot keep saying your religion is peaceful when it rather spectacularly and historically is extremely violent.

  • This is exactly the dumb shit take from y2k.

    I Still hear people go on about how "it was supposed to be this big thing and then nothing happened! Smart people are so dumb!"

    Yeah nothing happened because a lot of smart people worked very hard to fix the goddamn problem, you fucking shitwaffle.

    Here? "You dum dums got so worked up thinking it would pass and then it didn't, so the freak out was for nothing!" yeah it didn't pass because a lot of Europeans got very upset about their governments trying to spy on them harder than ever.

    I'm not European, so I can't say how people talked about it openly on the metro with random strangers, but online? People were vocal and pissed. A PROPER government (lol can we have some of that functioning democracy please) listens to its people. This was them listening to the people.

    The people's reaction was appropriate, and necessary. And shouldn't be lessened just because "lol you guys got so propaganda'd and it was obviously never gonna happen and I knew cause I'm so smart" is quite the take on things.