That’s some solid reframing, bro 👍

Did you eat it raw? Or like …how did you notice it was warm? Usually eggs get pretty hot when they’re cooked.

Good grief I sure hope whoever designed those knows what pi is

Panik: your Debian stable system is so ancient it still contains the heartbleed bug.

Wanna be my roommate?

It really is the same energy

I guess I’m one of the few here, but I just don’t see what so romantic about two people hearing a loud noise that can be heard from literally miles away.

So you have to fiddle with the volume less on vinyl?

That’s the one good selling point I’ve heard for vinyl so far.

I like to call a singular piece of trivia a trivion.

🫏

The donkey is the closest there is to an ass emoji.

That user base is a drop in the ocean compared to most of reddits user base, and those people have all left already.

The comparison in this case is operating on the word half, not on the subject of the sentence:

Only half want to get married, even less [than half] want kids.

What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

Before tablets, parents didn’t survive.

Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.

Suggesting molasses as an alternative for honey lmao

It’s a small enough number you think they could have just said exactly how many there were.

Fewer than 10 … So, 9? 8, perhaps? Surely not 7!

So the developers claim, but the users still encounter it, and the bug report stays open for 22 years … possibly more.

So what are they doing that illegal that other apps aren’t doing?

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