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In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in the Greenpoint neighborhood in Brooklyn.
POV : You are overpriced artisional consumer product that has been locally produced.
POV: You are a burger with $2 worth of ingredients sold for $15 and served on a wooden plank
MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you’re going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.
Anyways I think these guys are cool
Rock and stone
Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.
I feel very personally attacked
You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.
What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard
It’s a red flag round here… honestly anyone with a large beard, it’s strike 1
