I think instead of strictly military, a more civil defence type program would be beneficial. What to do in a disaster (or a foreign invasion), first aid, that sort of thing.
Looking at the mural makes me wonder, which superhero would be the best at pool? Super strength and speed etc. wouldn't really help at pool. Maybe Batman?
In Postal 2 there's a platforming section and, because I suck at platformers, let alone in first person, so I was saving a lot. After a few very short and successive saves, the dude made fun of me for saving so much.
Also in Portal 2, just a lot of GlaDOS lines in general.
Reminds me of EVE Online where when you are in a fight you'd "broadcast for reps" to tell others that your ship needs repairs and the community also encourage people to "broadcast for reps" for irl stuff
Nani is unjustly slandering Ea Nasir. I've never seen Ea Nasir sell any sub-par copper in my life!