I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that's supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot
I already speak to animals like people, so them being able to hold a conversation with me sounds cool. Might make picking up their poop more awkward though.
I guess it's the same feeling of walking out of the grocery store without buying anything and I'd feel like I have to act normal so I won't get caught doing.... nothing in particular
Hell yeah!