Microsoft announces new Chief Accuracy Officer, Jack Handey
Mr. Handey has released a statement:
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?
Right, the problem isn't that your argument of "death to protestors" is a stupid, empty, Internet tough guy load of hot air spewed like a child, it's that you're swimming in the wilds of the Internet, it's that I'm in the "kiddie pool". Got it
Well, no, violence is violence, borders are a logical way to filter and control dynamic entry of unknown populations into otherwise stable environments
I think we should normalize saying scandalous shit without the /s and letting people hit us with a few "did you justs" before we have to actually specify that we're kidding
As they should be! What were they up to? Abusing maple trees for the sinful pleasure of "taste"?
Who knows these shades of brown people they might have been exposed to in the multicultural Babylon that is Montreal, or Toronto, or, I mean, Moncton or Amos or Saskatchetoon or Winnipeg or Greenwood, BC?
For God's sake they might even have been exposed to the Huron, or the Mohawk, or the Anishinaabeg, or any number of other troublemakers with their ridiculous, scurrilous claims.
Better that they be held until it can be confirmed by double-blind study that they are at the very least still capable of breathing without the use of the nasal passage. This is important stuff folks!
Microsoft announces new Chief Accuracy Officer, Jack Handey
Mr. Handey has released a statement: