Russel Brand has really gone off the deep end, huh

“If Adolf Hitler, flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway”

Fun fact, in the UK, to “trump” is to break wind.

Eg, “I trumped so hard, I think my colon fell out”

Which is apt.

Reef - Lay your hands

deleted by creator

It is in the UK, and it’s pervasive as fuck

Chicken feed when a tanker has a billion dollars worth of oil aboard

Bob Vylan says it best…“No liberal lefty cunt is gonna tell me punching Nazis ain’t the way”

It’s fart porn isn’t it?

Absolutely love Airalo. Simple, painless and really good prices for their data plans (in Europe at least)

I, for one, will be crushing a grape tonight, such is my outrage.

Huh, guess we don’t do self deprecation

So that makes Lemmy what? The smeggy bellend?

Blue Orange Green Brown Slate White Red Black Yellow Violet Pink Turquoise

You use a fresh towel every day?

Yes, of course. And I am deeply suspicious of anyone who doesn’t sing silly little songs to their pets.

Fucking right

I feel like I’m having a stroke trying to make sense of these excerpts. Is there some strange coded language that the rich and powerful use to converse with one another? Because to me, it reads like borderline illiteracy.

Can someone unplug the internet for 5 minutes please? We need a fucking time out over here.

Almost, it was the man, and his pesky interference with our protagonists freedom. And guns.