

Sorry, I’ve been eating better for my health.
Sorry, I’ve been eating better for my health.
“haha rape”
Rape is never funny. Unless it’s a clown getting raped. And he squeaks with every thrust.
Hell if I remember so long ago, redhat was in the mix, then mandrake… I ran Gentoo for years on a server, until I got bitten by some upgrade woes, then switched to Debian, then arch, now truenas. Meanwhile on my desktop I bounced around even more… Ubuntu until the stupid wannabe metro UI, then switched to mint, which I used exclusively (as in without dual-booting windows) for a while… Meanwhile my laptop dual boots Manjaro alongside windows 11…
Mine was slackware in I think 1997?
They just want you to think they’re incompetent…
There’s a name for it- euphemism treadmill
Hey look, I’m good at something.
Yes, but that’s why x86 assembly programmers do it…
Train can’t dodge, but it can ram…
Yes, but it’s not universal that xoring a register with itself is more performant than simply loading it with 0.
an x86 assembly programmer
Ftfy. not all CPUs have an xor register with itself instruction.
parse
That sounds like technical jargon…
That was typical of cars made (for US market) in the early to mid 80s… Can’t remember for sure if it was part of the whole national 55mph speed limit, but I’d bet it was.
I don’t remember a once-in-a-generation economic crisis in 2002… I remember the dotcom bust and my dad watching his retirement evaporate in 2000…
I blame office staff- when I had my wisdom teeth removed, it was going to be a shit show, so they sold me on “putting me under”- insurance would only cover local, but “you don’t want to be awake for all the digging and prying” which did not sound like fun so I agreed, at a cost of $400. Of course I woke up in the middle of it, and got to experience the digging and prying… Didn’t hurt at all, but it was still disconcerting. I found out later this wasn’t anything unusual. Had I known I would have been awake, I wouldn’t have spent the extra money.
Cartoonist has met my wife…
If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
How do we know you’re not an AI bot?