Can confirm, was stabbed.

Only time I ever ate at an a&w was in Bangkok 25 years ago…

One of us! One of us!

It’s like that saying, having kids makes you a morning person in the same way getting chased by a bear makes you a runner…

Cars are dangerous - I know, let’s arrest people who don’t use them!

When I was 8 or so, I rode the subway to the end of the line and back just for fun…

You use Arch, btw.

It’s not so they won’t forcibly take your car, it’s so you won’t get tangled up in the seatbelt when they yank you out. Stupid any way you look at it considering how unlikely one thing is to happen vs the other, but at least there is some logic to it.

It’s pronounced “misery”

OP’s mom is not a small thing.

How does a farmer find his cows?

Irresistible!

But you repeat yourself…

“The best form of travel is unrestrained forward acceleration” with the caveat that it must be combined with the ability to break and steer.

That’s pretty accurate, though…

I think it’s funny that the same people who will mock us with “no true socialism/communism” are the same people who will blame all our problems on “crony capitalism”…

My IP goes up to 11.

Too much butter.

Steve Hughes?

“they’ll just spend it on drugs and drinking”

That’s all I was going to spend it on…

(Paraphrased from Steve Hughes)

Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

if they had never decided to have an affair

Yeah, but that’s too difficult. Just ask my wife.