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  • That is absolutely what has BEEN happening!

    All throughout the 2010s there was a battle for net neutrality. We lost that fight.

    Then they put in the scanners for TSA that take full body nude photos whenever you fly. You can "opt out", but they intentionally make it a hassle, and make it feel like YOU'RE the asshole for not wanting yourprivacy invaded like that.

    Then all the appliances in your home started getting smart, so the internet was slowly becoming less of a luxery, and more of a requirement. Let an entire generation grow up without knowing a world without internet.

    Then comes the tracking. We're entering this phase now.

    And eventually you'll be isolated from society if you don't consent to being tracked.

    I have never had a facebook account. Yet facebook knows my name, my face, my phone number, my address. All of this was never consented by me. You know who did consent to it? My mom. She put me in her contacts list on her phone. She willingly entered all that info, uploaded a photo, and saved it to her phones contacts. Then she downloaded the facebook app. Which promptly asked her if she'd like to import her contacts list into her facebook contacts.

    And it's true that officially facebook isn't technically part of the government. However, these mega corporations are all in bed with the government. Whatever they want, under this corrupt fascist government, it's theirs for the taking. Nothing a little bribe can't solve.

    And now you got ICE out on the streets, downloading databases of who they want to oppress, where they live, what they look like.

    It's ALL connected. You are a frog slowly boiling. You don't think the water is hot because you keep getting used to the tempature increases.

  • I mean......yes?

    I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but, I don't get the joke. This is literally how weight loss works.

    Eat less.

    Eat healthier.

    Exercise.

    Weight loss is hard because it's hard to stick to it. But the concepts aren't complicated. Caleries in minus caleries burned equals caleries stored as fat.

    Less caleries means less unburned caleries means less fat.

  • Day 1: Age declaration laws.

    Then the public gets used to it. It becomes the norm.

    Day 30: Age verification digital ID laws.

    "But I don't have anything to hide!"

    Society gets used to it.

    Day 60: Always on live digital monitoring stream

    "Well I'M not doing anything wrong, and it's to protect children"

    Day 90: Always live camera video/audio feed inside your house.

    "Well I don't have anything to hide! And it's to help find child predators."

    Ect ect ect ect ect.

    The thing to remember here is, they wouldn't bypass child protection COPPA laws to install age verification if it really was meant to protect children.

    Also, YOU don't get to decide if you have nothing to worry about. YOU don't get to decide if you've done nothing wrong. That's for the fascists to decide. You won't know until it's too late.

  • imports domesticated bear

    slaps a bear

    See guys? I TOLD you this area was filled with angry bears!

  • Why would I use an app?

  • How big is the torrent, and where do I download from?

  • LUCY!!! YOU GOT SOME SPLAININS TO DOOOOO!!!!!

    WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • Maybe the real hell is the life we've lived along the way.

  • "So a man and his injured wolf walk into a bar. Stop me if you've heard this one....oh, wait. Sorry, not actually a joke. I was actually reading news headlines..."

  • I'm pretty sure I almost bought those years ago. Instead I bought the Seinheiser PXC 550. This was 2018. I've had to replace the ear padding once. Which was super easy. They just unclip, and the new ones clip right in.

  • C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!

  • Ok, so basically it was being predicted that the future was going to suck, before I was even born. So it only made sense that my parents would want to have sex and create me. Because if the world is going to suck, then I should get to experience that, right?

    So boomers, I want you to take note. This world sucking right now, has nothing to do with Millenials, ok? Even your generation knew the world was headed to fascism before we were ever born. This one's on you. And also most other stuff is on you as well. I mean seriously, you ruined TMNT:Secret of the ooze! The first TMNT movie was awesome! I'm 42, and legitimately thinking of rewatching it just for the character work. It was dark. It was gritty. But kids could still enjoy it. But adults could ALSO enjoy it.

    Then you smooth brained knuckleheads got together and said the turtles can't use their weapons. The tone needs to be more cartoonish. There were so many restrictions that we didn't get anywhere near the same level of quality as the first movie. Somehow what we got was Vanilla Ice rapping in a warehouse for 15 minutes? Um.....what?

    Yes I'm still mad about that. I told you 34 years ago it was stupid. You told me I'd understand when I'm older. Well, I'm older, and you're still in the wrong for that one, and I'm still mad. Oh, and don't even get me started on TMNT 3. What the fuck was THAT shit??? These are YOUR policies. You did this.

    Now a boomer is in the white house, bombing the middle east. I bet when we get a millenial president, it'll be the most boring president ever, and we can all stop being stressed over what new hell we'll get to experience when we wake up in the morning.

    Clinton was known for getting a blowjob. Bush was known for 9/11. Obama is known for Obamacare. Trump is going to be known as a pedophile. Biden is going to be known for......uh.......history is probably going to forget Biden existed. He didn't really DO anything. Which was nice, because the previous 4 years had been hell. Then we got Biden, and all was ok. And now we're back in hell, except now it's amplified.

    I like boring politics.

  • I think we need to get The Grimmace to fight our wars. Nothing can kill the grimmace!

  • Everything about this reply confuses me.

  • I just say "Blarghadruthcejb"

    "I'm sorry, I didn't understand"

    "Garfsgjoze5hvsjk"

    "I'm sorry, I didn't understand"

    "Teahjkutsjmxaum"

    "I'm sorry we're having such difficulty understanding each other. Please hold for the next representitive. Calls are handled in the order they were recieved. Your estimated wait time is.....84 days"

  • And Iran.....Iran so far away! I just Iran.....Iran all night and day..... I couldn't get away (from my country starting pointless warsin the middle east)

  • Would the Trump administration lie?

    Hmmmmmmmm.......maybe.

  • And the young are at risk of being raped by the old. Especially if they get lured to an island by the wealthy.

  • The math isn't mathing up....

  • My phone can handle 99 tabs. At all times 99 tabs are open. At any given time at least 70 of those tabs are Lemmy.World home page with me already signed in.

    Yet every time I open a new tab and type Lemmy.World. At least 1 in 20 times I type Lemmy.Worlf.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What would happen if Punxsutawney Phil comes out, and immediately dies?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You kids don't know what it's like!

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    Mick Foleys entire wrestling career is just a story of a man with mental health issues who's progressive losing more and more of his mental faculties as he gets hit in the head more and more.

  • Fediverse @lemmy.world

    Is lemmy slow for anyone else?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    What would happen if somebody kidnapped the president?

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    The Switch 2 BETTER have this feature...

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Should we be worried that my joke from 5 years ago has been relevant at any given time for the past 5 years?

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    A LOT of divorces happen because women don't actually want to BE married, they just want to GET married.

  • Ice Cream @lemmy.world

    Christmas music writers REALLY missed an opportunity by not making Frosty an ice cream man instead of a snow man.

  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Christmas Specials from 1987 broadcast PEERTUBE

    peertube.tv /w/oZdRSKYyaHkDaDa8Us5y3Q
  • Linux @lemmy.world

    Wondering if installation transfers is possible.

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Gaming Historian made me realize why I've always loved Super Mario Bros

  • Linux @lemmy.ml

    Wouldn't development of ReactOS from a larger community ultimately help ALL OS's?

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Given what happened the other night, should Nintendo release Jake Paul's Punch-Out?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Ballpitts are never washed. Not even once. However, some kids pee in there. This means there is a 100% chance that all balls in ballpits have been peed on, and not washed at some point.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm from the future. I know who wins the election......

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I will vote for whomever bans happy birthday.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    We have reached technologies peak. It's all downhill from here.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If the Olympics and presidential elections only happen once every 4 years, why the hell are we not doing them on February 29th????

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Threw a wrestling watch party, made special food, and was very disappointed in the outcome.