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LaunchesKayaks

@ LaunchesKayaks @lemmy.world

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    New Study: At Least 15% of All Reddit Content is Corporate Trolls Trying to Manipulate Public Opinion

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  • Every day I'm so much more thankful for Lemmy existing. Joining the exodus when third-party reddit apps died has been great for my overall online experience. Lemmy may not have the traffic that reddit does, but the quality of posts here and the community makes up for that.

    I love encountering people I recognize in random posts. Found some comments about my horse in a post on a community separate from the one I post pics of her in and the post had nothing to do with her. Made me feel really happy to stumble across that. You can't get that kinda wholesome shit with reddit.

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  • I fucking despise the whole natalism divide. We should just treat procreation like alcohol:

    BREED RESPONSIBLY.

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  • Ah. See, I don't want children because I'm what you call a selfish person and want to live my life completely unbound. Kids would just kill the my dreams and the vibe.

    The ethical part is just a bonus to make me feel even better about my decision.

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  • What action in my timeline are you referring to as my service lol

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  • How my grandmother was when my sister was adopted. Never treated her the same as the rest of the grandkids. Even when my sister helped care for the bitch 24/7 while she was living in our home dying of self-inflicted lung cancer.

    I was not sad when my grandmother died, if you can tell.

  • Let them eat urinal cake

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  • And anywhere grifters think it looks good. They have the absolute WORST sense of design.

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  • If water wars start in my lifetime, it's game over for me. I will not let myself live through that shit.

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  • Told my mom I didn't want kids and she said, "Oh you'll change your mind"

    I came out to my mom as gay and she said "well you can always adopt"

    Then I started intense birth control treatments for my fucked up reproductive system and she was like, "you can still adopt"

    Yeeted my uterus, cervix, and fallopian tubes just before my bday this summer and threw a fuckin party afterwards because now there is absolutely no way I can ever be a parent AND my reproductive system can't do whatever the fuck it wants cause it doesn't exist!

    My mom finally accepted that this part of the family tree has ended after that. This while process happened over 18 years. I started telling her I didn't wanna be a parent when I was TEN.

    Edit: I should prolly say that my mom isn't a boomer, but Gen X. She's surrounded constantly by boomers and other members of Gen X who act like boomers so she has picked up a lot of the traits. Practically demanding grandchildren was the worst boomer thing she's done so far, and I hope it stays that way.

  • Stared switching my cats to a new food and got this great shot of Pixel being disgusted and angry

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  • Clawing me is too much effort. She's lazy. She also doesn't really interact with me too much. She's just kinda there. She ADORES my mom though lol

  • Stared switching my cats to a new food and got this great shot of Pixel being disgusted and angry

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  • No, thankfully.

  • Stared switching my cats to a new food and got this great shot of Pixel being disgusted and angry

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  • Like $75. She knocked over the microwave

  • Stared switching my cats to a new food and got this great shot of Pixel being disgusted and angry

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  • She knocked over the microwave. When I approached her to ask why she did that, she bit me.

  • Stared switching my cats to a new food and got this great shot of Pixel being disgusted and angry

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  • Well I heard a bunch of stuff fall in the kitchen, so she probably destroyed something. I'm in the middle of a work call in my home office and haven't been able to look

  • Stared switching my cats to a new food and got this great shot of Pixel being disgusted and angry

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  • I think she's mad because she's been on one food for most of her life and I'm switching because that food got way too expensive. They changed how the bag looks and the price went up by like $5

  • Trump Ordered Secret East Wing Teardown in F-Word Rant: Author

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  • Man that image is CRISP.

  • Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'

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  • Imagine destroying the planet because you didn't get an award. What a fuckin baby

  • To the slough, I belooonng

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  • His foot is in the stirrup and in the proper position. Lil dude is a real cowboy 🤠

  • Doggo hero

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  • My childhood dog donated blood a lot and visited other dogs who were sick/injured. My dad worked as a vet tech, which is why our dog donated so much and got to visit the other dogs.

  • Nobody will hire her

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  • I get tattoos because I wanna look dope af in life AND death. I plan on donating my body to a medical school and I want all the people who are dissecting me to think I was rad as hell

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  • Man, I wanna be recruited to the Illuminati...