Gonna be doing a star wars campaign and so far the only thing I know about my character is that it’s gonna be 3 pit droids in a trenchcoat and that shenanigans will ensure, but I won’t intentionally break the game.

Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.

Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks

The backlog of video games and books would literally never end.

I’m one of the “fuck it lmao” types and I wouldn’t change it for anything. Life is suffering, but I’m also very easily amused and thrive in chaos.

If Reba has had work done, her surgeon is incredibly good. I can’t even tell and I’m really good at seeing that kinda thing

My beagle was running around the yard and his big ol ears were flapping around. My goldendoodle just sat there while the beagle ran circles around her as fast as he could.

Holy fuck she’s 70!? She looks incredible!

I know a horse named Dave and it’s great

Sure does. At least she isn’t a dick to people online for no reason like you. I sure hope your mama isn’t like that either.

I got a mild case of e.coli from lettuce in 2019 and I thought I was gonna die. It’s scary to feel that deathly ill

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I know quite a few very wealthy snowbirds. None of them are pleased with this presidency. Hope their influence can do something to make a change

That’s the only correct answer

I think my eyes would explode if I tried rolling my eyes any harder lol

Lol ty.

My mom and I are practically clones and I hate it. People compare me to her constantly and I wish I could be acknowledged as being my own person.

My cat has a caution label on her medical records because she gets so aggressive at the vet.

My dog adores coffee. You can’t leave a cup of it unattended anywhere she can reach because she will knock over the cup and drink what she can.

You’re right

That’s when we entered the worst timeline.