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@ Kolanaki @yiffit.net

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I'm just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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    if you work night shifts, do you have a life? Are you healthy?

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  • I choose to work nights when I can because I don't have a life anyway and prefer nights to day. I also actually like mornings; I just don't like waking up. Working nights allows me to enjoy the morning time, without having to deal with the 4 hours of feeling like shit (just how long it takes for me to feel energized after waking up) wasting the best time of day.

    Also, a lot of places now offer a 10% increased pay differential if you work the night shift.

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  • Don't mind me. I'm just thinking about the time Voyager had to battle a plague of giant viruses.

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  • They not only did this whole skit at my high school, they literally had a helicopter from the local hospital airlift the "injured" students off the football field where the assembly was held.

    I was kinda jealous of my friend, who was one of the two kids who got to ride the chopper. I've never ridden in a chopper. 🥺

  • This Owl Kept a Hidden Chinese Secret for Over 3000 Years!

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  • They don't even describe how it tastes? I paid nothing to read this and I still want a refund.

  • Joe Rogan Blasts ‘Bulls**t Game’ of ‘Pretending’ Everyone Is ‘Hitler’ After Elon Musk Accused of ‘Nazi Salute’: ‘Crying Wolf’

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  • The only advice I ever took seriously from Joe Rogan was when he was still just doing comedy on stage and literally said "I am an idiot. Nobody should listen to me."

  • Let's not jump to conclusions

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  • "OMG guys look. Nazis were a specific group in Germany circa the 1940's. Elon is just a massive, authoritarian loving racist, okay? Not a Nazi. Read a dictionary."

    God I wish I just came up with that joke myself instead of basing it on real arguments I've heard. 😮‍💨

  • Bad Influence.

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  • It and Fahrenheit 451 are, ironically, among some of the most banned books in the US.

  • Bezos deletes 'LGBTQ+ rights' and 'equity for Black people' from Amazon policies

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  • Makes me wonder how many Lemmy instances are running off AWS servers.

  • Make your products in America or pay tariffs, Trump tells World Economic Forum

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  • Someone should tell him who actually pays the fucking tariffs. I kinda get the feeling that nobody around the motherfucker even tells this dipshit things he clearly has wrong because they're afraid of losing their status if they call him out for being a dumbass.

  • Schtum

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  • Measurehead the Phrenologist vs Gary the Cryptofascist

  • Reminds me a little of Mr. Rogers' famous "look for the helpers" quote

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  • It actually would have been a harsher term back in those days to be called a bastard. They took that shit serious.

  • Anti-Masturbation Cross

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  • I probably need one of these and a box of corn flakes.

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  • I take it you prefer dom-jot and jamaharon?

  • A Trump Executive Order has paused federal payouts on the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs and Inflation Reduction Act of 2022, including allocated funds.

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  • It's own tools in the input box don't even work on the web version? lol

  • Mental Healthcare costs thousands of dollars and is hard to access? That's crazy!

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  • I don't have the ability to talk to a therapist, but I do have have access to Lemmy. 👍

  • SLAY

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  • I mean, he is a dark-eyed junco. Prolly stabbed another bird in a dark alley for some smack.

  • What is the best post sort for Lemmy?

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  • All, Everything, sorted by Newest Comment.

    This is objectively the best. Anyone who says otherwise is very, very wrong. 😌

  • Wat

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  • This is what would play in my head while I waited for the dialup modem to connect.

  • To my fellow Americans and such in this dire times

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  • I'm already radical. Other adjectives to describe me include awesome, cool, tubular, and gnarly. 😎